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That if one flops down too carelessly into the Habitat armchair one's wife cherishes having bought it days before giving birth to one's first child it'll break.

Later on I expect to learn how straightforward it is to repair before one's wife returns home, or alternatively, how displeased one's wife is about the situation.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 2:16 pm
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That's right, Cougar. Do you have an alternative strategy?

No pudding? I don't know, I'm not a parent, but replacing something he hasn't learnt to give sufficient shits to look after doesn't feel right to me. Perhaps actual parents would have better ideas, dunno.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 2:19 pm
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That SRAM is apparently Polish for 'I'm off for a shit'. Unless the OP in the cat name thread was trolling me <narrows eyes>.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 2:21 pm
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Having sorted out the pump adaptors, plumbed it in, powered it up - My old shower unit that we thought was fine doesnt dispense water through the hot water side. Arse.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 2:26 pm
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I've learnt that you learn something new every day


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 2:29 pm
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That there is such a thing as in indoor and outdoor partner.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 2:40 pm
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That a single train ticket from Milan to Paris is as little as £22. Unless you want to go via Zurich, then it looks like it's £77 minimum.

Sitting up late drinking whisky and watching shinty doesn't help the next day go smoothly. And even though I was there, this year's Camanachd Cup Final really was a cracking game, which was why I did end up with one or two glasses more of the local product than was wise (Oban)

That appointments at the vasectomy clinic are available on a "first come, first served" basis

makes sense, doesn't "first come" indicate greatest need?


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 2:41 pm
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Later today I'm going to learn how to set up a spiral race course for a CX event - waves @MattOAB


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 2:45 pm
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The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Littles Star are the same tune.

Also

Now you are all singing them in your head 😀


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 2:56 pm
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Pudding is yogurt/fruit. Stopping that would also be counterproductive.
Like many parents throwing money at household peace is money well spent and to hell with what that "teaches" them.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 2:58 pm
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I have learnt a surprising and wearisome amount about the definition of a "concert party" for purposes of the Hong Kong SFO's regulation of the stock exchange here.

I have [b]not[/b] quite learnt how to construct an "IF" function in Excel to my satisfaction.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 3:04 pm
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KS Lev Integra seatposts are the devils own work to re-cable unless you watch the online video first and then it all seems much easier.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 3:07 pm
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I have not quite learnt how to construct an "IF" function in Excel to my satisfaction.

=if(You learn to do it properly,satisfied, not satisfied) 😉


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 3:08 pm
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.=if(You learn to do it properly,satisfied, not satisfied)

Very good!


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 3:13 pm
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"cough" try nested !

I've just learned David Millar (ohh yes Him) is downstairs tonight book signing and showing off his new range of Castelli gear..

#signmybookwillyathenjoinusforsushinextdoor 8)


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 3:17 pm
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That there is a marketplace for selling bundles of old consumer debt for 1p in the pound as they get to 5 and a half years old. That companies then chase the debt hard, try to get judgements which (I am told) mean that the debt is not wiped clean by a 6 year statute of limitations. That if you can get a judgement this increases the value of the debt significantly, and that they then sell it on to other debt companies for a significant profit. And that the costs to individuals, the court service, or the NHS as GP's pick up the mental health costs of this process are ignored because we fail to join together the dots and say "hang on, this is a stupid way to run a society."

Have I missed the tone of this thread? I did learn it today.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 3:20 pm
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"cough" try nested !

=if(You learn to do it properly,satisfied,if(you try your best and nearly get it right, frustrated,not satisfied)) 😀


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 3:21 pm
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That Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo in 1969.

I learned that a few moments ago. No way I thought so I checked Wikipedia..

Its true I tell you...


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 3:36 pm
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I learnt all about the Prince Rupert Drop by watching a video on [url= http://www.iflscience.com/physics/watch-awesome-example-prince-ruperts-drop0 ]IFLS[/url] website.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 4:04 pm
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I work with a bloke who has a teenage son with a similar approach to expensive phones as Edukator.

He has in the past 'lent him the money' for a replacement which of course is never repayed

He has today decided to simply not replace the recent drowned iPhone 6 with another nice phone but a 'burner'.
Son has to pay for a new one himself and is not a happy bunny.

From this I've learned that I'm bloody lucky with my daughter (or we are outstanding parents)


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 4:06 pm
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"cough" try nested !
=if(You learn to do it properly,satisfied,if(you try your best and nearly get it right, frustrated,not satisfied))

Ohhh...me likeeee 😀


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 4:11 pm
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Leafs lost opener you drowning your sorrows?

I'm a Flames fan actually, theyr'e shite as well.

I was watching the Rangers at Chicago. I think. 😆


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 4:23 pm
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That putting a glittery Elsa dress in with a normal wash is never really going to end well.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 4:26 pm
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The krispy kreme reeces peanut butter doughnut is a thing of beauty and I'm glad that there was only one in the box that was brought to the office earlier

I also expect to learn to effects of a sugar coma later on as well


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 4:30 pm
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I learnt that someone I went to primary school with over 20 years ago now rents a one bedroom flat for £1800 a month in Camden, London, and works as a chef.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 4:45 pm
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You cant cancel a ebay listing with less than 12 hours to go 🙁


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 4:56 pm
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I'm still waiting for my answer...


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 5:01 pm
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That Shar Pei dogs were bread as Chinese guard dogs and can be a little aloof around humans, which I kind of liked about the cross breed rescue dog I went to see today. She's way more into the 'where are we going next' thing that the 'what are you doing now human' thing.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 5:04 pm
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I'm still waiting for my answer...

Oh, yeah sorry, been distracted by work and a totally spangled lower back that's still bloody painful.

I reckon I could give it a go, but depends of the quality of the traps really


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 5:08 pm
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That there is a marketplace for selling bundles of old consumer debt for 1p in the pound as they get to 5 and a half years old. That companies then chase the debt hard, try to get judgements which (I am told) mean that the debt is not wiped clean by a 6 year statute of limitations. That if you can get a judgement this increases the value of the debt significantly, and that they then sell it on to other debt companies for a significant profit. And that the costs to individuals, the court service, or the NHS as GP's pick up the mental health costs of this process are ignored because we fail to join together the dots and say "hang on, this is a stupid way to run a society."

Have I missed the tone of this thread? I did learn it today.

Sort of, once the judgement is made the value of the debt is fixed, the debt collection agency cannot levy any more charges onto it.

The exact value of the default debt varies, but it's more than 1%

Since the loosening of legalisation around debt collection and the opening of the CCJ Bulk Centre in Northampton more and more debt collectors are flouting the rules and attempting to gain 'judgment in default' I.E. taking people to court without notice (they're meant to give you 14 days notice of impending action) hoping they won't reply to the court letter (it's sent in a simple brown envelope, second class, not recorded or anything and it's the only warning you'll get) if they don't take action within 14 days, that's it, they've lost - they don't need to prove a thing the consumer now has a CCJ on their file (basically no credit for 6 years) and will be restricted from certain jobs, and will often fail a background check for non-financial jobs and they'll use bailiffs to enforce the judgement.

The have a habit of sending out thousands on the first week of the school holidays, Easter and Xmas as they know a good percentage of people will be away, they're also not against waiting until people move and sending to the old address.

They won't 'back down' automatically if you respond, you start a 2-3 month fight where the consumer (who is usually not particularly wealthy) is pitted against a team of solicitors WHO DO NOT PLAY FAIR. They will politely intimidate and scare people into "making a deal" it's classic good cop / bad cop, only within a single letter it starts of "scary scary scary" and ends "come on, we'll help you out".

In around 50% of cases they don't have any evidence to back up the claim, they're often materially wrong, and legally unenforceable, I would say a further 30% sit in a grey area, they may have some evidence, but not all of it and the consumer has to decide on the balance of probability how a court case would pan out - whoever loses is looking at £500-£1000 of costs. about 20% are open and shut cases.

The Debt Collectors / Solicitors play bluff very well, they will tell you that you must act NOW! but they know that a deal can be made up to 1 minute before the time of the hearing. Ultimately they want to either win by default, or convince the consumer to pay as much as possible - either in a lump sum, or monthly, or both without going to court - this is also a win for them, by accepting a deal you accept the debt and it becomes an open and shut win should you fail to pay.

However consumers have 2 allies - firstly - Creditors are expected to accept 'mediation' this is a telephone meeting where a mediator speaks on behalf of both sides so the consumer cannot be intimidated, secondly Judges typically side with the consumer and the burden of proof sits with the creditor - consumers don't have to prove anything.

However, if a creditor doesn't think it's open and shut, they won't take it as far as court.

To add insult to injury, the original creditor (who sold it on) wrote the debt off completely and off-set it against profits for tax, they only have to pay tax on the value of the sale price which often comes with a 'win fee' so it might only sell for 5% as is, but if they get any money for it, they pay them more - so it's win-win for them.

I worked in finance for 10 years, it's a vile and dishonest business when things go wrong, the banks are supposed to work with people when they have a 'change in circumstances' I.E. redundancy, sickness etc and they're no allowed to lend money to people who can't afford it, but they do neither of these things and use intimidation and misdirection as it's more profitable and knowingly make peoples lives very hard and unpleasant because it pays.

If you ever have problems like this - get yourself to LegalBeagles.info be wary of other sites, some of the debt collectors have taken to starting 'consumer help' sites which just advise people to call the debt collector and give what you can.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 5:18 pm
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That a 7.5t Eurocargo tipper with an auto box is actually quite good, very smooth and does sporty throttle blips as it changes down...and that the designers were extremely good at labelling the cruise control resume/off and +/- but neglected to provide an intuitive method to turn the damn thing on...


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 5:20 pm
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That my OH never learns (well I actually knew that, but it was reiterated today).


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 5:29 pm
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How to use the Sarrus rule and Cremers rule.
Unfortunately I learnt of the existence of Gaussian elimination.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 5:32 pm
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The person who the Blues Brothers pay the money to at the end of the film is Steven Spielberg.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 6:07 pm
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This, yet again:

I guess learned is pushing it but I've had re-confirmed that a lot of people don't listen to what you tell them or think about what they are doing, then lie about things and try and blame other people when brown stuff hits spinning things

The world is full of idiots (STW posters excluded of course)


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 6:27 pm
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Taught hamstrings and calves can affect your golf swing!!


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 6:35 pm
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Hmm well, I've finally figured out that no one gives a shit.


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 6:45 pm
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That yet again, for probably the 6th time in 2 months, I have a Friday flyer and will be getting paid a full day for getting up and driving home. This doesn't quite match some of the previous ones of driving home on Thursday night and being paid for Friday though. I like this customer!


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 7:21 pm
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Posted : 08/10/2015 7:32 pm
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That non-linear analysis of composite compression is fething difficult to parameterise...


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 7:44 pm
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That even when you try to support your lbs they don't help themselves. Wanted a couple of wheels trued and they reckon that they can't do anything until the end of next week.
Took them to Decathlon and they'll have them ready for tomorrow. The guy even offered to do them while I waited!


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 7:50 pm
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Another round of redundancies Q1 next year oh joy!


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 7:52 pm
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The latest antiretrovirals combined with intensive rehab are amazingly effective at allowing those with HIV to regain control of their lives.

Good day in work.
🙂


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 8:14 pm
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Two things ,
1st

Sun Ringle have TWO yes TWO BLOODY circlips in thier Disk Jockey free hubs !
Why the chuff do you need a 2nd one after the spacer thats behind a bearing thats behind a circlip ???

2nd

Adding desiccated coconut to a lemon drizzle cake mix really works .


 
Posted : 08/10/2015 8:23 pm
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@juanking

You work for HP and I claim my, err, redundancy! 😀


 
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