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Following on from t'other thread.
Me? Nothing, I'm single. What am I missing out on?
Cannibalism
Celibacy
Not being stoned for 18 hours a day.
Masterchef.
Yoghurt.
The spare bedroom.
India
£80 a month "spa's"
Which are basicly gyms with more pools to short to do lengths in and no free weights, and lots of fake roman murals and colums, it's like someones crashed a swiming pool into the set of footballers wives, only more 90's and with less taste.
Apparently it'll be great as we can go there together to relax in the evenings.
Unfortunately she's developed an alergy to physical activity and hasn't been in months. This does make buying bike bits easy though "you've not been to the gym in XX weeks, that £YY down the drain, I've just bought a new King headset", she's not cottoned on that I do this almost every month and don't subtract bike stuff already bought (month 1 £80 part, month 2 £260 part, month 3 £240 part, etc).
Her sister ...
Boardwalk Empire.
The Killing.
Various other TV things I wouldn't have watched had I not met her as I didn't watch much telly.
What have I introduced her to?.......
Bikes of course. We've swapped her BSO that never left the garage for an Orange Diva 😀
The back door..
The back door..
erm...
The idea that sitting down vegging (aka 'unwinding', 'relaxing' or 'I've earned this') is inherently BAD, and I should be ashamed of myself.
Sweet preserves with cheese (fig jam, onion marmalade).
Risotto
Overthinking of dessert, so you put yourself off having anything on the dessert menu. ("ooh, that looks nice, but it'll be a bit kletchy/ rich/ overly sweet. I'll just stick to a coffee).
Coffee
Moderation of p0rn consumption
Skiing (but I now board)
Climbing
Vegetarianism
Loads of nice food stuffs I hadn't previously tried.
Gin and Tonic.
Theatre.
Fitness.
Me having a beardy face being a [b]good[/b] thing.
Well made salads that I actually like.
(She has [b]vastly[/b] improved me I have to say 🙂 )
Being skint
Brussels sprouts and parsnips.
What an exciting life I lead 🙁
Rum, sodomy, and the lash.
Rum, sodomy, and the lash.
Partner, not public school.
Folding clothes
Not buying stuf when not having money
Putting clothes in drawer
Using toiletbrush
Ohh and if she reads this, Love. Lots of love!!
Chips and mayo.
snacking
sobriety
moisturiser..
an entire extended family that I had no idea I was in need of
Real homemade food rather than lonely barsteward meal for one.
Holidays abroad
Shes made me more caring & thoughtful
I love my wife xxxx
Sunday Roasts
Sex
Dressing Gowns
her penis.
I can honestly say that reading all your comments has made my evening.
pizza
steamed veg
rose wine
malbec
suede shoes
Skiing
Canada
Contentment
South African food
Kayaking
Gardening
She's also just told me she introduced cleaning products, regular bed linen changes and a weekly or better laundry cycle into my life. And not living off Pot Noodle.
overbearing inlaws
Sushi
Cruise holidays
Eating healthy, yet tasty food.
Theatre
[i]My[/i] opinion on almost everything.
actually talking about stuff, like, important stuff.
The difference between a dish and a floor cloth, Gnocchi and Sunday morning coffee
Kids
Rock Climbing
Self respect
My missus is amazing. I'm not just saying that because she has an STW account either...(hello missus!)
The absolute unequivocal belief, to a miserable cynical 'glass half empty' sort, that there is someone near perfect out there for everybody.
Horse riding, pilates
the death of my spirit
Misery
The darkside..
Bit then I took her out, and we got dirty...
Self Belief
Django Reinhardt
Earplugs. Her snoring could wake the dead.
Avocado, asparagus, financial management and a life without hastle
Loads of nice food stuffs I hadn't previously tried.
Gin and Tonic.
Theatre.
Fitness.
Me having a beardy face being a good thing.
Well made salads that I actually like.
(She has vastly improved me I have to say )
I forgot to mention....
Scuba Diving
Black pepper
Recycling
Lipton ice tea (peach)
She tried and failed with ...
Earl Grey Tea (no)
One Born Every Minute (no no no)
Yoga (maybe ?)
So her average is pretty good 🙂