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Bob - Ahh fairdos mate!
I've not done anything to be blamed for yet, but I wasn't the one who cooked a meal that included fried onions and baked beans.....there will be consequences later 😳
Am I the only one with an extremely sensible significant other?!
I get none of these issues of which you speak.
I have also had the dream issues.
I get blamed when the mud on my shoes transfers itself to her recently cleaned floor, even though I point out I walk there and will likely do so again so why clean it in the first place.
Everything the big dog does is my fault, little bastard dog gets away with murder, knows this so winks at us both just as he does it again, then slinks off to let the big dog blame transfer to me.
The car crashed itself into a supermarket pole thing and had I bought something more sensible with a bit better all round vision it would not have happened.
It was my fault someone spiked my birthday drink, so I had to receive a black eye and be kicked out of bed crawl to a vacant daughters bedroom and throw up, that was also my fault, the shit they pull..
Only thing I ever get a shafting for is leaving socks lying around the house. Socks in every room and I apparently leave them there. Our dog has a thing about taking my socks everywhere but she still thinks it's me.
For what it's worth...
The only time I have ever blamed Mr TW for something that happened in sleep, he had elbowed me in the face making my nose bleed.
He 'claimed' that Darth Vader had been chasing him round his office; but I know he was thrashing round with Angelina Jolie.
What a bastard!!!