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Jeez, CFH. Surely even you're bored posting the same ol' shit over and over and over...
However, this...
at one point i had 11 bees drinking Dr Pepper that i poured over the trunk and i imagined them to be my miniature army as whenever i moved my arm near to them they would all raise their front right leg and salute me in a mexican wave as i passed my hand along the trunk, to be perfectly honest this genuinely gave me the shit's n' giggles for quite some time and i entertained myself for a full 500ml thermos flask as i sat on the trunk with them to drink my brew and have a joint whilst occasionally proclaiming inane woodland laws as my minions to my left raised their arms in agreement to second the motion.
...is hilarious. Excellent tale!
Teasel, please accept a full refund.
C'mon, man, be original. You know you can do it if you put your back into it.
All this regurgitated stuff is, well, just regurgitated and really isn't all that funny.
The internet deserves better...
It really doesn't!
🙂
Agreed
There is something about Horse Flies this year! I was bitten once in my 38 years until this year. So far this year I have been bitten 4 times already. Once on the windpipe which was horrible.
Got bitten Saturday on my index finger and my hand was swollen the next morning! Bite was exactly as the OP described with two little bite marks.
I've had a few horsefly bites this year, mostly while on a biking weekend on Long Mynd where there are also horses! They can easily bite through a cycling jersey or Lycra shorts.
Mr Pea got 3 horsefly bites on his bum cheek!
See what time my last post was, there ^^ Itching kept me awake 🙁