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what would he ride? or would he just destroy everything that he did ride?
A big pink one with pink tassles
A fixy cyclocross down fort william and beat Sam Hill.
A fixy cyclocross down fort william and beat Sam Hill.
One handed...
Chuck Norris doesn't need to ride a bike, his destination comes to him.
What bike would Chuck Norris ride?
Chuck Norris would ride your bike.
karpiel armageddon
Chuck Norris would ride your mum.
Sorry had to be said.
inbred
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
when chuck norris goes through a water splash he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck-norrised.
Chuck Norris could bunny-hop Everest on a Penny Farthing.
When Chuck Norris pedals the bike stays still and the earth rotates under him.
How strange - I saw Delta Force was on last night and recorded it just watching it now!
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this one LOL 🙂
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All I know is that he'd wear this t-shirt
On a serious note, it would be something like a Karpiel with twin shocks and he would beat most XC jeyboys uphill on it!
ANYTHING HE BL**DY WELL WANTED TO !!!
has anyone tried this before!!!!
try typing "google chucknorris" into google and hit the im feeling lucky!
He's just bought a pink On-One...
A 650B with an additional top tube perhaps?
Chuck Norris rides a Grizzly Bear....riding a bike.
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😆 just did the google chuck norris, excellent
More importantly what bike would Jack Bauer ride and in a race who would win out of Jack, Chuck and Lance Armstrong?
I've just finished crying after googling chucknorris. so good.