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I wanted to get one of those Fake Taxi stickers for my 91 year old grandads mobility scooter.
We did a job for a guy and his small business. He sold some sort of remedy for all sorts of ailments. Seemed a bit like…
I agree with Alpin in that
I think some people are oblivious to the porn thing
Saw a 'I'm not gay but £20 is £20' sticker recently which had me scratching my head a bit. Apparantly it is a bit of a meme.....
Just in case you were wondering what it’s running under the bonnet! The Fast and the Furious has a lot to answer for!
Saw a little yellow susuki swift the other week in Coleford with “I’m speeding because I need a POO!” on a sticker on the back.
Oh yeah, that reminds me. The lad next door to us has, "I'm not drunk, I'm avoiding pot holes" on his boot lid. I do wonder if he gets breathalysed routinely because of it. I suppose I could ask, but none of them are very communicative.
2 in the pink, 1 in the stink
AKA The Shocker. Its a bit of a jap scene meme along with the Shoshinsha Mark (green/yellow arrow), tow point arrows etc. Never seen it actually spelled out mind.
Just in case you were wondering what it’s running under the bonnet! The Fast and the Furious has a lot to answer for!
That's not power, that's trim. And one above base spec at that. Christ knows what the thought process was behind that. Under bonnet shopping list goes on the bottom of the door.
I’m not drunk, I’m avoiding pot holes
To be fair, if you lived where I lived you may consider one of them as well. Anything lower than a 60 profile tyre is, well, tiring.
On the back of a Porsche 911 Turbo – “My other Porsche is a Turbo too”. Slightly different from the usual, My other cars a Porsche I thoughtOn the back of a Porsche 911 Turbo – “My other Porsche is a Turbo too”. Slightly different from the usual, My other cars a Porsche I thought
From one of the Hitchhiker's guide books.
On the back of a 928.
"My other car is also a Porsche" iirc
'Monkey tennis?' on the back of an old Peugeot used to make me smile when I saw it.
This is a bit more than a sticker but you have to wonder why?
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Clarkson? IIRC they did a sketch when it first appeared on Top Gear.
A wrap company near us wrapped an old Porsche Cayenne in raspberry chrome and replaced the Porsche lettering (in the same font) with
“Pussy Magnet” Tastelessness To the Max.
There used to be a motorhome parked in Shettleston that had 'Adventure before dimentia' stickered on the back of it. Very tempted to add 'but not before dyslexia'!
Other notable mentions a Nissan Micra emblazoned with Take That stickers, including their signatures.
Also a car with a web address sticker on the boot that was something like 'totalperfection.com' it was put on squint, oh the ironing!
AUDIs with RS Line badging
BMWs with M badging
FORDs with ST line badging
From one of the Hitchhiker’s guide books.
On the back of a 928.
“My other car is also a Porsche” iirc
Right author, wrong book.
It was Gordon Way in The Long Dark Teatime Of The Soul IIRC
I worked with a guy who put on some mod parts manufacturer's names on his doors like he was a sponsored driver. The only downsides were it was the works van, had no modifications, and we worked in heating.
Right author, wrong book.
It was Gordon Way in The Long Dark Teatime Of The Soul IIRC
I think the earlier poster had this eventually passed the Rain God (who I'm pretty sure is on the same campsite as us) in So long and thanks for all the fish.
Gordon Way was Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency and I think he had a Mercedes.
Long Dark Teatime of the Soul - exploding check in desk, annoyed eagle with roundels, Norse gods and a hot potato (don't pick it up) and guest car was Kate's 2CV.
Edit: I am the most appalling geek! 😂
So long and thanks for all the fish.
I've just looked for my copy, being a sad git.
It's missing. I'm more annoyed about this than I should be.
I do wonder what those who don't understand think a simple "HOPE" sticker refers to 😂
There was another I remember on the back of a Corvette when they were rare imports in the '80s which said "Lock up your Daughters, I'm back in Town"
By the end of most Friday nights you would see it will Daughters crossed out and something else written in marker pen. One night there were several crossing outs in various colours which went something like
"Lock up your Daughters, I'm back in Town"
"Lock up your Mothers, I'm back in Town"
"Lock up your Pets, I'm back in Town"
"Lock up your Cakes, I'm back in Town"
Mentioned it before but I thought "one wife livid" on a landy was an amusing twist.
one wife livid
Next STW sticker freebie - in packs of 10 for most posters on here to cover their whole fleets. 🙂
Needs a more inclusive equivalent too clearly.
I do wonder what those who don’t understand think a simple “HOPE” sticker refers to 😂
There was a report in a mag in the 90s, I think, that the Hope van had been turned away from a B&B because the owners thought they were Christians. I 'hope' it doesn't happen to you! 😀
(Obviously, Hope might mean something rude that I'm not aware of, but lets guess that it's the MTB component manufacturers. )
I am always baffled by the Transporters - Campers In Disguise stickers on vans that are obviously campers. The ones with windows all round, a pop-top and usually a tow bar mounted bike carrier. Hardly "in disguise".
Once saw a sticker that said 'Fat people are harder to kidnap' in the back window of an old Transit. Wasn't sure if that was based on past experience, or if he was advocating obesity as a defence mechanism against abduction.
Needs a more inclusive equivalent too clearly.
one husband, for now.
one husband, for now.
Is this an update to the indoor/outdoor boyfriend situation?
I've got an 'Another crap sticker' sticker...