For a rather attractive (well the only attractive!) woman in the office..
"F*ck off hairy".
Stolen off the telly.
wish it was me??
LOL! Not sure I'd get away with that
Happy birthday
"You do know he has veneral disease, don't you?"
Happy birthday
PMSL! Yes, that's brilliant!
I had a colleague who wrote "Get Wrecked!" - Liam" on every single card that was put in front of him: birthday cards, sorry you're leaving cards, congratulations on your baby, get well soon...
having a wonderful time, wish you were her
Your fiancee keeps texting and e-mailing me.
Look for something witty and appropriate that someone has already written on the card, circle it and add "thats not what he says behind your back, but I actually think you're OK"
Write YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MINE in your own blood.
Congratulations, I hope it works out this time
[i]Congratulations, I hope it works out this time [/i]
A bit too appropriate!!
About time, at least she might leave me alone now! 😉
"My mother thinks he's OK, too" ?
If it all goes wrong, I have a nice semi that I'm willing to share with you
Cheers folks. Card has gone. Went for 'Happy Birthday'. Simple, stupid and inoffensive. A bit like myself.
Couldn't do Grumm's blood suggestion as about 6 other blokes had already 🙂
So glad you finally found a man to satisfy you. God knows we tried. Love from all at the 2007 sales conference.