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I would....but not like this.....NOT LIKE THIS!
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That's disgusting.
You put butter on crumpets, nothing else.
WTF?! 😯
Good Strawberry jam is allowed too Samuri.
Did you post the wrong crumpet in a moment of numpty ness as your mind was racing away thinking of some delicious crumpet on the TV?
Jamie, that's two photos in a row, you're sending me all of a tizzy.
More of a muffin man myself.
More of a muffin man myself.
You disgust me.
The only possible option when it comes to bakery goods is the Scotch pie and fudge donut combo, obtained from Thomas Auld & Sons Ltd of Greenock.
End of thread.
No drac. NO!
Phwoaaar!
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I love a cream horn!
More of a muffin man myself.
Plus 1
Jesus, you people disgust me.
Butter. Unsalted.
Anyrhing else is abuse.
Mmmm, here's Dara thinking about it.
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Crumpets with butter and Marmite. Mm mmm.
French toast crumpets?
A mate recommended melted cheese on crumpets.
I tried them last night and....
He shall be [s]first[/s] second, after marmite boy, to the wall for such blasphemy, the heathen.
Is that the face of Jesus or a baby robin on that top (heart-shaped) monstrosisty Jamie ??
Butter. Unsalted.
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joat - Member
Crumpets with butter and Marmite. Mm mmm.
Yes!
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don't worry drac, you can't even get unsalted butter
can you ? 😯
Butter, marmite and dairylee
Butter and cherry jam is also delightful
I can see a knob on that Heart toast.
But toast with lashings of jam or honey, oh yes.
It's times like this I wonder what Dara O'Crumpet, would do...
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...looks like just butter.
don't worry drac, you can't even get unsalted buttercan you ?
Yes but it should only be used to make better food with not for putting on good food.
WTF is unsalted butter?
Sounds like something people in Hertfordshire would eat.
Dara's got quite a greasy T-zone going on there
Is that the face of Jesus or a baby robin on that top (heart-shaped) monstrosisty Jamie ??
Not sure. Why not have another look?
Unsalted?
Just dunk it in the milk and be done with it 😯
Add cheese to the butter and marmite and that's as fad as you need to go...
WTF is unsalted butter?
its for Baking dude and pastries
Eh?
What have I done now?
Were you once attacked with frozen Lurpak?
Nah, he got cheated on by this guy:
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Now then (now then), Jamie - enough of that
Jamie, haven't you got a pic of him, err, tromboning ?
Peanut butter. Superb.
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I'm sorry rusty but butter has to be salty.
That sugary butter is just wrong.
Only one thing other than butter is permissible on a crumpet.
Two words:
Cheese
Single
Consider anything beyond that and quite frankly; you're an animal!
Single what?
Pube?
Terrapin?
Specifics man, specifics.
Rusty, you're just sooo posh
Posh?
How very dare you!
I'm complete and utter scum, I'll have you know, like a fat Baldrick.
I'm so common I moved INTO Burnley.
Burnley? Oh how the other half live.....
Heated wing mirrors?