Nothing about it says "Do". That's where you went wrong.

Coffee should taste of coffee, that's all

Lattes can taste of coffee and milk though.

Yep, someone brought it into the office as he didn't fancy it. So I figured I'd give it a go. I normally drink my coffee black without sugar so figured I'd go the same for this. It was truly awful. To quote an email that did the rounds following the consumption "It feels as though it’s been percolated through the intestines of Beelzebub himself before finally dribbling out of his cancer-ridden sphincter."

"It feels as though it’s been percolated through the intestines of Beelzebub himself before finally dribbling out of his cancer-ridden sphincter."

There's a business model for a cafe in shoreditch right there...