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I was thinking some porn mags and a bag of skunk! Ideas please ๐
OXO tower visits, plenty of them, bring baby oil for the lift.
i ve got mine four packs of Pork scratching. big ones mind, i m not cheap.
I'm getting her some chocolates and flowers. Let me know if she likes them ๐
A pearl necklace?
Big Frank the Black Stallion?
I'd have got my arse handed to me if I trusted you lot ๐ Thorntons chocolates and a poncy card ๐
Garage flowers and a box a milk tray...
Asda had Castrol GTX on offer earlier, if she's a fan.
I asked her. She's very polite, isn't she? Wouldn't talk with her mouth fu [STOP IT! NOW! Mods]
Romantic stroll under the stars on the hills. A gift (vintage copy Tropic of Capricorn by Henry Miller), a quiet drink in quiet country pub, back home for wine, food and film.
Done. And I'm early this year! ๐
Laura Trott's mountain bike, she won't miss it, not very aero for track riding. ๐
Divorce proceedings. Costly, but you won't have to up the ante next year.
I love my wife every day and wont be doing anything special tomorrow

