I’ve warned her not to make a fuss else she gets the hose again.
The power of a (ChatGPT) heartfelt poem - come home to find MrsRNP has put beers in the fridge and a homemade lasagna on the go.
Result! and then she's going to choir practice so I only need to be romantic for an hour or so and I'm typing this from the toilet so realistically only another 45minutes of romance then back to disheveled grumpy normalness. Lucky girl.
Every year I buy my wife a fish. Tbf I do cook it as well. Seafood risotto tonight. Best get a move on.
Result! and then she’s going to choir practice so I only need to be romantic for an hour.
Your Sting and I claim my £5.
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It’s a good job she understands my sense of humour. Then again if she doesn’t get me after 26 years she never will do…
Mine to The Wife.
