[Closed] Vacuum Cleaner?

ORECK!!! simple, light but brutal. don't go over your mains cable it will chew that up too!!! easily replaced though.

or a Henry.

Why do you need all that colored plastic it doesn't do anything!!!

well its just survived its first trip down a flight of stairs and its still working!

Told you, din't I? What did I tell you?

You have bought wisely, young Nutt.

Now, watch your love-life improve dramatically, and your general happiness levels increase.

You won't get any better looking, it's just a bloody vacuum cleaner, ffs...