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Moaning about something after it has happened does no good whatsoever.
and related.
Giving someone advice about something they've already done does no good whatsoever and may actually make them feel worse.
It took me about 40 years to work these out. Totally pointless.
Indeed. No point crying over spilt milk. Get a cat.
No STW thread gets to the 3rd page without turning into a binary, attack and counter attack argument, even ones when STW seems to have a collective agreed stance.
If you spend your life thinking you'll be happy once you get the next 'thing' on your list, you'll never be happy.
Every Married Man has at one time or other, but usually multiple times - blamed their Wife for not being 'allowed' to do something they don't want to do.
No one likes the taste of Coffee, in the same way no one likes smoking tobacco. You've grown to enjoy the feeling of easing your cravings.
Alcohol Free Beer only exists so brewers can circumvent advertising restrictions.
When you get old, your kids will spend as much time thinking about the value of your possessions as much they do your health and wellbeing.
I see plenty of thinly veiled attempts to start an argument there P-Jay!
I'm sure always means I'm not sure
No one likes the taste of Coffee, in the same way no one likes smoking tobacco. You’ve grown to enjoy the feeling of easing your cravings.
This one is utter bollocks, coffee tastes delicious. Tea, on the other hand, is described by my son as 'stinky fish water' and I think he has a point.
You can’t polish a turd.
But you can roll it in glitter
A man who never made a mistake never made anything
Nothing is permanent.
We all die one day.
Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.
You can’t polish a turd.
Turns out that actually you can.
Nobody useful to society ever got out of a Range Rover.
Quite!
Indeed. No point crying over spilt milk. Get a cat.
True - you can milk anything with nipples.
"It is a well known fact, that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. Anyone who is capable of getting themselves into a position of power should on no account be allowed to do the job." Douglas Adams
This too will pass.
If you think things can't get any worse. wait.
Never drink in a flat roof pub.
I was intrigued by one close to my caravan site when working near Newport, South Wales, so went in - having an English accent added another edge (North Wales and I may have been pushing it too far).
There were some very strange goings on and I definitely got checked out, not being a local to the estate, but everyone I interacted with were really friendly
It's always in the last place you look.
You can’t polish a turd
Not true 😂
'never ever bloody anything ever'
No one reads the posts above and you will always get the same video posted twice!
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
There is no point saying, 'Things can't get any worse' because a universal truth is that things can always get worse. Until you die. Then things can't get any worse.
- Told to me one lunch break by my Russian colleague.
Luck isn’t the same as a wheelbarrow- it works better if you don’t push it.
A fool and his money are easily parted (See over there 😀 ) >>
Never attribute to malice what can be better explained as stupidity
That's "Hanlon's Razor."
That’s “Hanlon’s Razor.”
Yes it is! 🙂
P-Jay
Free Member
No STW thread gets to the 3rd page without turning into a binary, attack and counter attack argument, even ones when STW seems to have a collective agreed stance
No it doesn't
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
“No good news ever arrives by helicopter”.
“If you can see the explosion, the explosion can see you”:
'Mmmmm, doughnuts!'
Opinions are like arseholes, everyone's got one. (And you probably shouldn't show yours to the whole world)
The vast majority of people have more than the average number of legs for a human.
Second one is that some STWer will be along soon to ask me if I meant 'mean' rather than average.
Put a man alone in a room with a tea cosy and he will put it on his head. Any man. The only variable is how long it will take.
Million to one chances happen nine times out of ten - Terry Pratchett.
The bigger a company gets the more managers it has to manage the managers. But never more workers to do the work.
You can only piss with the cock you've got
As parents of young children, only occasionally will you not have a cold or some other bug. Rarer still will you all be free of such things.
It'll only be a self wiper if you have plenty of bogroll.
Opinions are like arseholes, everyone’s got one.
No, that's penises.
It's fine to have one, it's fine to be proud of it even. But it's not cool to ram it down someone else's throat unsolicited.
Don't you mean stick it in someone's ear?
neilthewheel
Full Member
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
Stanley : Well, if you caught a fish, and whoever you sold it to, they wouldn't have to pay for it. Then, the profits would, they'd go to the fish, if, eh, if you could, if you caught...
Oliver : I know exactly what you mean.
Any given forum thread will have at least one w***** posting nonesense
You'll always have too many bike tyres, but not the actual width, diameter, or compound that you need right now.
whatgoesup
Free Member
Any given forum thread will have at least one w***** posting nonesense
Any child, of any age, will like this: