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I think the OP has was merely looking forward to some uninterrupted unbridled no holds barred gold medal standard bedroom olympics.
And despite his early warning app the early arrival of his wife's period had slightly dampened his ardour, Which would be understandable.
Where he has left himself a little red faced is the fact he felt the need to air his disappointment on an Internet forum and announce the fact he had had a flounce to the point of suggesting they put off their New Years Eve celebrations by a week despite the fact it would not be New Years eve.
I am sure after a short spell on the stairs sulking the OP will realise the error of his ways and instead look forward to spending the new year with the love of his life.
I was away yesterday so just catching up. Left it late for Thread of the Year, but surely a contender
I am sure after a short spell on the stairs sulking the OP will realise the error of his ways and instead look forward to spending the new year with the love of his life.
....while his wife goes out with her grown up friends?
theotherjonv - Member....while his wife goes out with her grown up friends?
Just the one who "pops round" while he's at work.....
OP doesn't strike me as very inventive,if he limits them both to one orifice,or very bright if he thinks whining about it on here is a good idea.
P.S, have linked to this thread on mumsnet,on the "am i being unreasonable" forum.
Larry_Lamb - Member
She has other orifices, you may use them.
But only with her permission, although you speak as if you know that'll be ok?
P.S, have linked to this thread on mumsnet,on the "am i being unreasonable" forum.
No you haven't.
Yeah I know,people lie on the net,shocking,eh?
When's the return flight OP?
Tuesday, Ah, see you then old chap!...
I thinks this is the thread/troll of 2015. Hands down on both counts.
Touche!
Are we talking blood clots on the end of your pecker or just a pink tinge?
never could understand why those who find a bit of blood on the old chap off putting would consider the risk of a bit of poo instead an acceptable alternative... 😆
v8ninety - Member
never could understand why those who find a bit of blood on the old chap off putting would consider the risk of a bit of poo instead an acceptable alternative...
ATM, I'm surprised this thread is still going.
ATM
Steady on, old chap!
well what a great thread ! 😉 it's made me chuckle
OP if she's so ok with her period why refer to as the third person in the relationship. Is everyone so sensitive to their partners monsteral cycle ? Is no one going to own up !.My now ex other half ruined many a trip and holiday and ordinary days for that matter with period rage.
used to turn into I don't know what both before and during so the PRE should be removed from PMT is my point of view.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL and feel free to ridicule away as the stw masiff usually do. 😀
have linked to this thread on mumsnet,on the "am i being unreasonable" forum.
No you haven't.
grrrr..... unfortunately i also checked, then couldnt stop myself spending an hour or so reading some of the problems on there 😳
Was there anything good ?
Are we talking blood clots on the end of your pecker or just a pink tinge?
You're such a wordsmith teasing us like that with your subtle innuendo.
Thread of the year 😆
I must admit, this is deffo on my top five for TOTY.
I s****ed, spluttered and guffawed out loud in the office at lunchtime, and it was only on one and a half pages at that point.
Nobody's used the phrase "riding the cotton pony" yet either, so minus a mark for that.
The cotton pony's been sent off for glue danny.....
As a famous explorer once said*
"When the red river flows take the dirt path"
*obvs made up.
Was there anything good ?
unfortunately i got engrossed in [url= http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2536076-WWYD-if-your-partner-was-accused-of-sexual-abuse ]a thread on what would you do if your partner was accused of sexual abuse[/url]
all 8 pages :-/
You're such a wordsmith teasing us like that with your subtle innuendo.
Thank you, however if you stick it in, and pull out to find what appears to be a sea anemone clinging to the end of your willy, it is kind of freaky. Makes the imagination go wild, and next thing you know, you are imganing sponge bob characters are in there.
If it is just a pinkish tinge, then that is fine, other than when you forget., roll over on the bed sheets and make an modern version of the Shroud of Turin
A few on rotation sorts this! When boredom sets in and the Maxxis year planner allows swap them about for some fresh blood.
So, OP.
How was it?
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*UPDATE *
Well it was a bloody
Awful *
Great *
Night
*delete as appropriate!
Sorry I shan't digress anymore !!!
I was expecting it to be a bit of a shitty night..
Is 'cock jaw' a recognised medical condition?
Hope she's ok fella.
Okay in all fairness we had a fun night until the Champagne kicked in which resulted in a huge row over kitchen flooring !
So period or not the end result was us not speaking to each other until this morning...
That'll teach me/us !
All okay now I gave in on the colour choice of flooring !
Okay in all fairness we had a fun night until the Champagne kicked in which resulted [b]in a huge row over kitchen flooring[/b] !So period or not the end result was us [b]not speaking to each other until this morning[/b]
Well. I didn't see that coming* as
She's not grumpy far from it...
except when
Her period is like a third person in our marriage I dread the 6 days of it - going out on NYE really doesn't have much appeal !
* I could actually see it coming as your reaction to the majority who've posted here has been a tad aggressive. Can you wish your missus a Happy New Year from everyone on STW, please?
Definitely the strangest and most amusing thread of the year.