[Closed] TV bods that make you want to punch your TV

Some of the celebrity chefs are really getting on my nerves now ...

It's like someone has distilled the very purest essence of irritatingly sanctimonious middle class mumsnettery

*sniffs the air*

Kevin McCloud. Been on his show a few times and how I didn't land him one I don't know.

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Peter Kay
Vernon Kay
Jay K

Oh, and Johnny Vegas

Russell Brand .
Dynamo , every tricks pre planned and staged .

Kevin McCloud. Been on his show a few times and how I didn't land him one I don't know.

Alan Titchmarsh . Might be content based as opposed to presenting talent, but its a no from me.
Chris Evans. Used to think he was really funny, now, not so much.
And whilst we're at it... The 'One' show theme tune gets makes me stabby, jeeez did the 12 yr old daughter of the producer play trumpet at school and they thought its an amazing instrument [s]of deaf[/s]

How did Kate Humble earn everyone's disapproval

Vernon Kay

Good call.

Vorderman carries a blade aswell,watch her.

Harry Hill deserves a special place in hell...

Michael sodding MacIntyre...

Gordon f***ing Ramsey

the footie

Thats 60000 total knob heads on the tv!

Most of the already mentioned names I cunningly bypass by simply not watching them, but the continuing presence of Carlton Kirby on Eurosport's cycling coverage is almost unendurable - the gabbled nonsense, the ghastly glib clichés - particularly the bollocks about riders 'having their fun' - and the fake hysteria that overwhelms him for the last ten minutes of every stage along with that ghastly rising inflexion thing he does and his inability to ever just shut up for more than ten seconds does my head in. How the hell does he still have a job?

I've never had the desire to punch my TV but reading this, it's very apparent nearly everyone hates someone and some hate everyone.

How has Mike Brewer not been mentioned - makes me ashamed to be in the motor industry 👿

Radio but still: Alan Green.

The man has zero enthusiasm for any of the games he commentates on. It's like he totally hates his job and has to try and ruin enjoyment for as many others as possible.

Was about to go radio too. My Sunday morning convalescence is being ruined by Mar Ann hobbs interview with Pete Doherty. As if she shouldn't just STFU.

Well if you're going on to radio - Sarah Montague - Cam the Ham dinner guest and repaying him for every grain of quinoa with softball interviews with tory politicians.

Graham Norton and Jonathan Woss

That my wife would sooner fall asleep on the sofa with these two wastrels on a Friday and Saturday night rather than come to bed with me bodes ill for our future. 👿

Dynamo , every tricks pre planned and staged .

Did you think he could really do magic?

Jack Shitehall

James Condom

Jonathan Woss.

Russell Bland.

I immediately turn over if any of the above threaten appearance!

Always amazes me how they get on TV. Good luck to them in some respects, they'd be useless in the real world.
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Oh and yes, I saw fine minutes of that Mcintyre tripe and saw his whole catalogue of work but with different words. Silly walking squeaky voiced observational comedy for simpletons.

i don't think I can muster enough vitriol to really hate someone on the telly. I tend to find ignoring them makes life more pleasant.

Apart from Piers ****ing Morgan. He'll be first for the chop come the revolution.

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I don't agree with their ideas values. Hate? Too strong a word.

Wouldn't say punch but change the channel.

They're all much of a muchness aren't they?

A more sensible thread would have been bods that [i]don't[/i] make you wanna punch yer telly

I very rarely feel the urge as I only switch it on when there is something I want to watch. But, with that in mind....

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yunki - Member
They're all much of a muchness aren't they?

A more sensible thread would have been bods that don't make you wanna punch yer telly

When Baywatch was on.

Are we really onto page 3 with no mention of Noel Edmonds?

. . . or Jeremy Kyle ?

Any ITV drama.

Especially these hard woman detective ones like Bott and Scaly.

Olivia Coleman I don't mind so much.

This giant douche bag who is currently spoiling Formula 1 (Him and the annoying music for the ad breaks)

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And Ant & Dec x 1000!

I was just thinking how we could be on the third page with nobody mentioning Steve Jones. Well done.

Davina McCall - is there no terrible TV that she won't present?

The BBC Rugby 6N team are all pretty annoying too.

James Cordon - Crikey that blokes voice grates on my something rotten.
Kirsty Allsop - Just awful, particularly when coupled Phil bloke.

Actually quite a few more now I think about it but mostly the Cordon.

I was just thinking how we could be on the third page with nobody mentioning Steve Jones.

Quite a few of those come close.

However, Nick Grimshaw, Andy Parsons and Naga Munchetty would all get a hoof in the slats from me.... especially Nick Grimshaw the weird haired gobshite.