What a great summer were going to have.
A bunch of travellers have just rocked up on a strip of land behind our house. Already the local football club has been broken in to ( witnessed.. Broad daylight).
We were planning on going away to the lakes for the weekend to do the fred whitton..
But are massively fearful of leaving for fear of a break in !!
It's so wrong !!
Oh dear.
Call the police??
Call the council??
Call your Mum??
Oh oh. I feel your pain in real life, and the virtual pain some will come along and give you shortly for assuming "they're all thieves" 🙄
Where are you located?
We had a large group of those thieving pikeys rock up on spare land near work 10 days ago (Rochdale). Beginning of this week they'd moved on.
Tell them there is a horse fare in Rathkeale and Jimmy, Jack and Joan are getting into a bit of bother...
Annoying thing is that we have been highlighting this very concern to the local parish council.. Who in typical upper class fashion have dismissed our concerns with slight of hand.
Now for the price of a clean up , insurance claims, court and policing costs we are all footing the bill for their incompetence.
Our first baby arrives in less than 4 weeks !
get the landowner to start blocking them in with concrete blocks ,trees or start digging a ditch around them...
They soon move if they are not able to get out to rip old grannies off by "fixing" houses up for them ( The farmers we know have used this method very successfully in the past)
Nuke em
Our first baby arrives in less than 4 weeks !
Are gypsies still stealing babies ?
Challenge their leader to a bare knuckle fight to establish your dominance.
We have 2 local traveller sites which are new, shock horror crime rates haven't shot up they are polite AND amicable imagine that!
Our first baby arrives in less than 4 weeks !
Pikeys eat babys you know
Solent area? IIRC
If it is then they will move the crime wave over to me in the next week or 2.
nuke them from orbit , although this would be a waste of a godd nuclear weapon
Join the BNP, they will protect you from gypsy curses.
Pop round and introduce yourself, they'll share tales of life on the road with you and if you're lucky will sing a few Romany songs.
lol the local farmer basically gave the last lot of travellers notice who moved into a fallow field, he started muck spreading the next day the whole field apart from the patch in the middle they where camped on. the moved on the same day...TBF pig sh1t really stinks 😆
;@) it's not the stealing of our baby that concerns us .
It's just the added stress - at a time when quite frankly our attentions should be on our newborn.
Some friends living down the road had travellers,i'm being polite calling them that,arrive last weekend and pitch up with caravans,horse box and 4 horses smack opposite their house on a farmers field.Police were called but were not interested and we believe the farmer was intimidated as more turned up in cars.
My friends had sleepless nights,and the husband who works away,was reluctant to leave his wife in the house.
They left this morning but horses remain (free grazing),but a neighbour has seen other other travellers coming down and looking at the land.
Everybody believes that unless the field is fenced off quickly it will be an ideal spot for them next to the river.And we're on the route to Appleby.
If you are feeling stressed some lucky heather might help?
From now on, the bags of poo hung on trees won't be full of dog poo. That's all am saying tha nos.
Do they have dags?
I like dags.
wrightyson,all the people around here don't assume that they are all thieves,they KNOW that they are all thieves.
Had them nosing round here the other week
They were spotted and i went off to see the neighbour and farmer and we saw about getting the quarry gate ( also his garden gate) locked up at nights and when he was out.
Black crv with burst exhaust and 4 blokes gawping into my garage( cant see much due to where i park the cars ) stoped out side my house and believe me there is no reason for the car from the travelers camp in the next village to be looking round my road unless its for somewhere to camp or stuff to steal.
Go over and ask to speak to Paddy
nuke them from orbit , although this would be a waste of a godd nuclear weapon
Advocating genocide - classy.
I think you are playing the genocide card a bit early. We haven't had a clumsy argument about whether the fact that they might be Irish or Roma is important yet.
I don't care, they all look foreign to me.
Just do what our local scumbags do- go on an epic robbing spree on the belief that everyone will blame the pikeys.
Yes, but are they clean and do they claim benefits? I'm all for disappearing the dirty and jobless but most of them are white (or just off white) English people. It's all so very confusing. Can someone tell me what to think please.
for assuming "they're all thieves"
What if they are all thieves?
You just don't understand their quaint ethnic folkways.
Offer to fight them for their boots
[i]Our first baby arrives in less than 4 weeks ![/i]
Oh god, can the wife keep it in for a bit longer? They will steal it, it it raw with pickled gherkins and throw the left overs in your garden.
are they like carnies?
Wonder if he still goes out robbing, just to stay in touch with his culture?
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The hell is this ****rackworld?
Sort yourselves out OP et.al.
Edit: FTFMyself
Dey Doo Dat Don't Dey.
And here are some predictable BS words to save you wasting your time reading the entire thread.
Tolerance, oppressed peoples, diversity, bigot, BNP, right wing, foreign, middle class, ukip, commooonities, enrichment, racist, Ernie, potato.
Don't go away for the weekend.
You need one of these:
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Sympathies OP.
Keep on at the council, if their site borders your property keep a log of anti-social behavior, and keep your fingers crossed they move on to blight someone else's life soon. 🙁
The hell is this ****rackworld?
And look who turned up in the next post. 😆
Just look at it as an opportunity to prove your manhood to everyone with a spot of bare knuckle fighting in a car park! Get the missus to put some money on the opposition. Take a dive in the fifth
Get yer drive tarmaced while they're there! (Disclaimer: It will probably need doing again very soon after though)
I've dealt with literally hundreds of travellers over the last 20 years, and I can say that I've found them to be a bunch of dishonest, lying , criminals.
Only in my personal experience, all the others may be fine
