So, I think the Tory leadership contest would be far more interesting if we just do a televised fight to the death battle royale. What would you arm the leadership contenders with to fight with?
I'd arm JRM with a 19th century grape peeler
Gove, may be a printed copy of his national curriculum
Doesnt matter what so long as they have slow untreatable poison on them. That way chances are they all lose and everyone else wins.
What would you arm the leadership contenders with to fight with?
Eton Rifles?
A rusty spoon, slow and painful (hopefully)
handbags and empty gestures, just waft each other to death slowly......
I would go for the classic... A half brick in a sock. It will make you earn that leadership position.
Eton Rifles?
*insert clappy hand gif here*
I'm sure most of them have a Man for this sort of thing.
Don’t they all have a cloak and dagger anyway?
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Eton Rifles?
*insert clappy hand gif here*
Add another virtual hand-clap from me.
Itll be born again nutjob Steve Baker
you have been warned!
Most of them are career bullshitters who've believed the bullshit fed to them by other career bullshitters based at 55 Tufton Street (IEA, TPA, Global Warming Policy Foundation etc), it doesn't matter if Project Brexit does indeed wipe out manufacturing, employment & consumer protections, aviation and agriculture and turf anyone over the age of 40 under a bus provided that it gives one of the aforementioned bullshitters a chance to further their own bullshit ambition.
The best that we can hope for is Amber Rudd. Please let that sink in for a while.
Dominic Raab has always bugged me a little bit, that feeling that you know someone.
Anyway, just googled him and realised he was a couple of years above me at the same secondary school. I now have a feeling my sister might have got out with him for a few weeks.
I feel dirty.
what knife for back-stabbing?
I now have a feeling my sister might have got out with him for a few weeks.
I feel dirty.
I'm sure that if your sister knew then what we know now she'd have kneed him in the bollix instead.
I'd put them on all on a boat in the middle of the ocean and let then decide it hand to hand with a small nuke.
I did once date a girl who turned out to be a UKIPper.
I didn't feel properly clean again for weeks.
She only said she'd resign if her amendment was approved didn't she, therefore she could still be in post for a rather long time?
Mark Francois would win of course, he was highly trained for this exact combat situation during his many deployments with the army
Do Zlaboir have their own battle then or do they just not turn up or have an opinion?
Mark Francois' military career is so distinguished because anyone shooting at him would have to aim two feet lower than they ordinarily would in order to hit him.
That man is quite hilariously short.
Most of them are career bullshitters
Career? How very dare you! One is a purveyor of bovine excrement by divine right. To suggest anything so crass as a career is beyond the pale! You, you, you plebe
Seriously, I can't be the only one thinking "upper class twit of the year contest" only with more fatality potential.
I can never see Mark ‘I was in the TA’ Francois without immediately thinking of...
