[Closed] Tonight, STW, I shall be getting inebriated on a single 330ml bottle of beer...

This should be fun.

down in 1. though a straw.

Aye. Smash it in a one'r.

wooh...

50p if you down it in one...

need to drown my sorrows, STW and retrobike hate me; I am a pariah, a boil on the face of the internet, a lower form of life then your average peado... woe is me! 😥

Nothing, on the wagon.

Cheap on eBay? 🙂

Apparently they do a non-alcoholic one called "Nanny State" and an other high strength one called "Tactical Nuclear Penguin"!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8517607.stm

but you decide not to go through with it 😆

Cheap on eBay?

Nope... overpriced in Amsterdam: £64 when it's only £40 in the UK! the things you do when you're off your tits eh? and I didn't even get the little bottle cap thingy that means I don't have to drink it all!

Until the Retrobikelot hear of this thread and correct your thinking

How much? Could have got a wicked malt for that money!

indeed... but I wasn't exactly thinking straight! 😆

poor you...

OK... first impressions: it has a syrupy consistency and it smells horrible! and it tastes even horribler, it's like drinking poison!

Seriously... every sip is like minor torture, it raises goosebumps an my arms and makes me gag... kind of like drinking raw spirits, which in effect it is I guess... nasty, nasty stuff... there just ain't no way I'm drinking the whole bottle [url= ][img] /vomit-smiley-7502.gif[/img][/url] [url= ][img] /vomit-smiley-9529.gif[/img][/url][url= ][img] /vomit-smiley-31.gif[/img][/url]

Gives you quite a warm feeling in your cockles though, so that's good!

That looks like filth. Enjoy 😀

I'm drinking rather gayer Stella 4%!

I think I could have guessed that a 330ml bottle of 41% 'IPA' was going to be pretty minging. 😉

I am drinking an incredibly girly bottle of piss-weak pink wine. Nothing at all classy about it, but that's my style... I am at least drinking it out of a glass though. A wine glass at that!

I'm drinking mine out of a shot glass... with my nose pinched tight to avoid the terrible smell...

I is well hard innit I? 8)

count yourself lucky. i'm living in Sweden where the government have a monopoly on alcohol sales over 3.5%.

government shop closes at 3 on saturdays and is closed on sundays.

this stuff tastes marginally better than Carling 🙁

guess i need to learn to plan ahead.

What is like with a bit if lemonade in it - I am from the South.

Hmmm... a shandy, not a bad idea! no lemonade in the house though 🙁

Having perfected the 1 pint hangover several years ago, I now have the choice of either a dram of Jura or a dram of Tobermory. Both would be quite foolhardy, and I speak with bitter and recent experience

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On the wagon for about 3 months now 😕

Well go to an avond verkoop and buy some.