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Our traps at work are proper "room within a room" jobbies - full height walls and tiled, so once your in and settled all is good, bar the rather bright acoustic.
Answering phonecalls whilst in there is usually quite funny.
"Hi this is Jon"
"Oh, hello. <<pause>> Where are you? You sound a bit strange"
"On the bog"
"......Oh. Ummm. Ahem. <<deep embarassment>> Do you want me to call you back....?"
"Nah, Carry GNNNNNNNN *Splosh* on. Whats *PARP* up."
Amazing how the caller can get straight to the point after that...
Number 1 = ok to talk.
Number 2 = Not ok. Silence.
These are the rules.
How are you gonna cope if this guy REALLY needs the toilet next time?
* begins at 0:40 *
Number 1 = ok to talk.Number 2 = Not ok. Silence.
These are the rules.
[facepalm]
no wonder this country is on it's knees
number 1 = whatever
number 2 = whatever
jodrell bank = where appropriate, exercise caution to ensure that person on the other end of the phone doesn't knowingly make a cameo appearance in your fantasy
duntmatter - Membercut a slice of Christmas cake
*s****s*
Just sprayed tea everywhere. 😆
how do we feel about this contraption then..?
Anyone brave enough..?
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I went to a bar in cairns where the urinal was a one way mirror with people sat the other side. Was odd peeing against glass with a girl applying makeup on the other side!
after spending an extended period of time in the remotest corners of the atlas mountain i have learned to crap absolutely anywhere.
once you have decided that the goat herding kids are just going to follow you around until you soil yourself you just have to get on with it and squat down while they watch and discuss, while trying to engage you in conversation even though they know you dont have a common language.
this is what happens if kids dont get to watch tv was my conclusion
Was odd peeing against glass with a girl applying makeup on the other side
Priceless.
He was washing is hands in the loo one day when I came in for a wee.
That is totally bad etiquette, he should use the sink.
Is this the same fella?
😆
Only in an exceptional and / or emergency situation will I poo anywhere but my my own house (in the toilet, obviously - just for clarification).
fantastic thread but this had snot coming out my nose
IanMunro - Member
Basically you lost, and he's now king of the toilets.
classic!! 😆
Quality first post Mr Starship, had me in tears laughing.
IanMunro - Member
Same at my one. I also wish they'd make a phone with a camera in the top of it, so when they're shuffling along staring at their phones, they'd get advanced warning that they are about to walk into someone.
As one might expect, there's an app for that! 😆
Oh, great thread, BTW!
Whats the etiquette on contributing to this thread whilst on the pan?