[Closed] Todays music thread - ridiculous lyrics / names

Bros.

"If our love should crumble,
like a very old wall."

Starts of well then... hmmm

Terrorvision are the masters of sneaking in nonsense to see who's paying attention. For instance,

"the doggio and the catio
were fighing on the patio"

also

Too much ganja?

I'm serious as cancer when I say that rhythm is a dancer

All bow down before the lyrical genius of Des'ree

Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh life! Oh life!

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

Chorus:
Life, oh life! Oh life! Oh life! doo,
Doot doot dooo... Life, oh life! Oh life!
Oh life! doo doot doo

I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under the ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail.
I'll take you up on the dare,
Anytime, anywhere;
Name the place,
I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!

Chorus
life oh life...

So after all said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun,
If you really want to.
Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon.

Chorus (2x)

Doo doot doo doot. Repeat
Oh, life, oh life! Repeat till fade

The greatest lyrics in the history of lyric writing made absolutely no sense

That Celine Dion thing from Titanic contained this IIRC

[warble]...and my heart will go on dan don dan don...[/warble]

I think she was too famous at the time to be told by the producer that she was talking gibberish.

Coldplay songs always sound like a random selection of words mangled together by a mentally challenged baboon

Procul Harum thats a poem put to Bachs air on a g String they termed it surrealyrics iirc

I can't listen to this or I'll go into cardiac arrest, but these are officially the most stupid pointless shit lyrics ever.
Handily, can be enjoyed with the sound off:

choice quotes:

there's a feller from a film, reminds me of Duncan Goodhew,
but he's not a proper skinhead, 'cause he hasn't got a tattoo

he's not as wise as he seems, 'cause he's just an actor,
he's a dunce, i've never seen him on the krypton factor

Procul Harum thats a poem .......

[i]"Reid got the title and the starting point for the song at a party. He overheard someone at the party saying to a woman, "You've turned a whiter shade of pale," and the phrase stuck in his mind."[/i]

CaptainFlashheart

I'm serious as cancer when I say that rhythm is a dancer

Aaaargh! That's been going around my head ALL DAY and when I saw the title of this thread, I thought, "Ooh, I know!" but I've been beaten to it by a mind-reader.

Or someone else who's recognised the ridiculousness of that line.

Banging tune though 🙂

stand corrected by ernie - after googling- cant recall where I heard it but I have oft quoted it as a fact
ta for correction

Well perhaps he wrote it as a poem first ? I wasn't challenging the claim, but I do know that when it was released the lyrics attracted a lot of attention. Don't recall it ever mentioned that it was an "established" poem though.

I Got A Rumbling Throbbing Monster
Snarling Between My Thighs

Not me but one Zodiac Mindwarp 😀

This is about the addictiveness and pointlessness of TV. Actually it's just a load of random words

Over to Bob for the weather and funnies
A murdering mob and some ugly bugs bunny
With a Valentines card from a ghost town that's haunted
By the National Guard and America's least wanted

Ciming up next we've got more global warming
And the greenhouse affect on the Beatles reforming
A miracle diet of water a lettuce
Los Angeles riots, more after this message

In the next half an hour the jury with their verdict
Two bags of flour, a pig and a turnip
In the day of the jackarse in the year of the bing bong
They adjourned to the crackhouse for a beer and a sing song

If only you'll stay to the end of this story
I'll tell your mum and dad not to worry
I'll love you forever when the TV is gone
And I'll love you now when it's on

The potatoes and meat from the heart of America
To the eyes and the teeth and the arsehole of everywhere
For the great of the good and the love of the nation
To the boys in the hoods with the crucifixation
Cabled and networked to the land of the plenty
Where the tables are set but the cupboards are empty
It's sexy, it's groovy, it's big and it's clever
Turn on, tune in and switch off forever