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A 12, yes 12 page, royal baby supplement.

I emphathise with the spirits of those wasted trees...


 
Posted : 24/07/2013 11:33 am
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My sis-in-law will snap that up ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 24/07/2013 11:34 am
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Age
Weight
Sex
Mother's well
Dad is proud

How can you fill up 12 pages with that information?


 
Posted : 24/07/2013 11:39 am
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On the plus side at least it's probably squeezed out the generally depressing depravity that paper's normally full of.


 
Posted : 24/07/2013 12:28 pm
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Not to mention the readers' comments...

All human life is there and some of it is very unpleasant.


 
Posted : 24/07/2013 3:56 pm
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Only 12 pages!
I'm not buying that!


 
Posted : 24/07/2013 3:58 pm
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I hope there's the standard centre page 'poster' of the top of its head poping out over 90% blanket...


 
Posted : 24/07/2013 4:02 pm
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Just for balance, they also have this video
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/other-sport/cycling/brooks-gets-big-break-in-more-ways-than-one-1-5309274

Skillz


 
Posted : 26/07/2013 11:15 pm