[Closed] Today I met a celebrity...

Berwick doesn’t count. It doesn’t know what country it’s in.

Good point.

I see the new colin has made the tabloids today.

Is he going on Love Island?

If Berwick was confident about being in Scotland it surely would be Berwick-upon-Tartan.

Confession: Cannot stop eating the cola-flavoured Colin the Caterpillars until the bag is empty...

Is he going on Love Island?

Apparently he's gone through some sort of metamorphosis and become terrifying, I would link but frankly I refuse to point traffic to the sun, express et al. Google works though.

Confession: Cannot stop eating the cola-flavoured Colin the Caterpillars until the bag is empty…

That's not a confession, unless it's a bulk 25kg bag, in that case though it's as much an achievement as anything.