[Closed] Thread killers

And technically I did date him; we went out for one drink. And he nearly fell off his bar stool when I ordered my second whiskey....

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Ha I kill your thread with a balck iridium blade, now try and post as I have cast a cloaking device level 8 spell, zzzzzzzzappp!

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I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid
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Don't be ridiculous... he had a black jacket, and he wore head scarves...

Cheggers ? 😯

Flint?

Caroline ?

(ernie, I think his name's pete, not caroline)

Who the hell is Caroline?

cheggers' missus

Does she play pop too?

Anybody seen my bank card? Left it on the settee just there and now it has gone...

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I have DONE the washing up.

Well done, and whilst you were doing that I had a sneaky beer.

Not Keith, [i]Keef[/i]! You know, the World's Most Elegantly Wasted Human Being, The Human Riff.

yawn...

yawn...

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you should all go to bed

My hangover has gone!

now, I know what you're thinking:

17 hours - before they know it'll be a day, then a week ...

we shall NEVER surrender

I would smear my own faeces over that rude sign with the bell, in protest. Bastards talk to me like that.

How the F did Datz create a meaningless void like that? 😯

The lad's a [i]genius[/i].

which one would you press, elf, the one in the box or on the stalk (or is the thing in the box a laser for vapourising unsolicited callers) ?

I'd smash both of them up with a hammer, then go and batter the occupants to death with Mr Nutt's torn off limbs.

Because I'm nice like that. 😀

Nutt was right, you def need a poo

My limbs? Don't make me have to put you over my knee again Napoleon

Shut up Stumpy.

Look! a baby robin!

Ooh! Where?

How ever many logins?

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**** me; separated at birth?? 😯

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aaaaarrrrrrgghhh!!111

Y'bastard! how can I go to sleep with Kenny ringing in my ears?

dear me

dear dear me

what ?

that's it ?

... talk about going out with a whimper 🙄

I've just watched Grosse Pointe Blanke and *related* to it. How does this fit in?

I'm so cold...... so cold...... I don't know if I'm going to make it....

You're a yeti; how can you be cold?

they moult in summer MrsG

Ahah! That accounts for things. I had wondered where all these randomly abandoned fringed suede jacket-like things had come from, whilst on my morning ride!