I am a grumpy **** who rants at the tv constantly.
Been known to blow my nose on my house clothes (pyjamas)
Still dress exactly the same unfashionable way after 14 years (goretex jackets/combats/trainers) and never ever smartly.
Am selfish and always put myself first (apparently....)
What irks yours...?
The incessant trumping.
I bite my nails, which seems to drive my gf insane!
Also, she's not a fan of my beard, but then hates it when I shave it off, as I leave little bits of beard hair all over the bathroom sink!
After 15 years I think she even finds my incessant breathing irritating on occasion...
The drinking and smoking.
Loddrick - you blow your nose on your jammies?! That's vile man!
It's just too big.
Current OH hates me leaving the tap running while I brush my teeth.
Ex hated the fact I started sleeping with current OH.....
My superior intellect 8)
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It's just too big.
ego or the BS
The farting, definately. And lack of new clothes. And bikes in the spare room.
But she snores, so I have a trump card every time.
User removed, I am indeed a vile individual.
she hates:
- my fridge contents ocd
- my 10 year old fashion sense
- not changing my socks EVERY day
- that our 6 month old son laughs at me more than her
- that i am funnier than her. FACT
- that i am ALWAYS horny
apart from that she is pretty chilled
I love bicycles more than her
but I had bicycles before I had her
She doesn't like...
Surfing.
Me moaning about TV soaps.
Me being on the laptop whilst watching a movie.
Me leaving stuff lying around.
Me being too laid back.
But it works in spite of the annoying bits.
She hates me because I'm the offspring of a chauvanistic Irish man, so housework is womens work.
Me chuffing under the duvet and ambushing her with it when she comes to bed and lifts the duvet....niiiiiiice.
I swear in front of and at our kids. (Not Ozzy Osbourne levels, but she always gets mad at me for it)
I think that's about it. She was really fed up with me this morning but I have no idea why...
not listening, or something like that.
Me chuffing under the duvet and ambushing her with it when she comes to bed and lifts the duvet....niiiiiiice
Sounds like you're close to a Dutch oven.
it's not that I don't listen, it's just that I don't necassarily remember everything that has been said...
At the moment it's everything I say and everything I do
That I am ALWAYS right... 😉
Oh, and that I'm possibly the second messiest human being on the planet, the only one worse being my sister!
Cold hands 8)
I don't obey her every word.
I don't appreciate her cooking.
and I fart. She tells me that I snore, but I've never heard myself.
She doesn't like the amount of time I spend doing anything connected with bikes.
I think the fact that I am largely independent in all respects seems to aggravate. I think being [b]wanted[/b] is not as good as being [b]needed[/b] for some people.
The fact that I don't have any new clothes.
The fact that I'd rather buy bike parts than new clothes.
My head hamsters.
Wife: "You're always out on your bike. Which do you love most... me or your bike?"
Me: .... [thinking].......[/thinking]..... answer "....which bike?"
The wife hates me because I sit around in my underpants when she insists on having the heat turned up to 'OAP'
I don't clean.
I don't wash up.
I don't hoover.
I don't fold clothes when they're dry.
I don't iron.
I don't listen.
I don't care.
I don't want to know.
I don't obey her orders and wishes.
I want sex all the time.
I want to be sexually molested by her instead of having a cuppa.
I fancy Abi from NCIS and a few girls from Bones.
I love my bike(s)/motorbike/car/laptop/hi-fi/whatever more than I love her.
I hate her mum.
I hate my mum.
I hate my brother.
I don't want to talk to my in-laws.
I don't send birthday/Xmas/whatever cards.
I forget her birthday.
I forget her mum's birthday.
I sweat like a pig.
I drink coffee and fall asleep instantly.
I eat cakes and don't get too fat.
I want her to be slim and with decently-sized tits (which she is and has but she knows better).
I fancy my mate's wife (you would too - slim, petite, horny as hell, pretty, not mine 😈 ).
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Not much, isn't it?
- constant parping (and finding this amusing especially when in enclosed spaces)
- ignoring (or at least attempting to ignore) her sulks
- operating a 'one-in-one-out' policy for bags and shoes
- ruining her enjoyment of "America's next top waste of oxygen" by complaining throughout the entire programme.
- using the terms 'curled-out' or 'crimped-off' at inappropriate times.
I don't have any sympathy.
I leave cupboard doors open.
I won't clean the en-suite because I don't use it (a bit of a power struggle going on with that one).
I think that Lisa Rogers is attractive (this one really pisses her off!).
She hates me at the moment because we had 4 very sexy/tipsey looking Women, from the local pub decided to trick or treat our front door at 11pm the other night!
Aparently its not the done thing to invite strange women in for coffee?
Since when!...........
😉
Me chuffing under the duvet and ambushing her with it when she comes to bed and lifts the duvet....niiiiiiice
Sounds like you're close to a Dutch oven.
Mind you don't burn yourself on that.
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Oh, you mean [url= http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven_%28practical_joke%29 ]Dutch Oven.[/url] I love that phrase.
I occasionally mention the fact the we are, in fact, two seperate people and we dont't [i]actually[/i] have to do [i]everything[/i] together
Apparently I should know what I do that irritates her but I don't & she isn't telling me until I work it out for myself
😆
Nothing at all! I am perfect.
Very little sometimes, Everything on other occasions.
I don't ask her, so I have no idea
What my girlfriend hates the most is that she's never met me.
Actually that didn't come out the way I meant, ah **** it.
My ex was very explicit about the things that she didn't like about me.
The list was long and the only one I remember is that she felt I didn't give a **** about her opinion.
That I can eat anything and everything, and it seems to have no effect on me - apart from of course, keeping me alive
My head hamsters.
But she doesn't mind the deputy head or teachers?
This makes me feel much better about being single 😆 ahhh the memories....................although I think between them the ex-wives have probably complained about everything listed above except for blowing my nose on my pyjamas, which is repulsive and only marginally better than wiping your nob on the curtains which of course I have never done, ever!
That I apparently don't listen. I do, I just don't necessarily retain what she said.
