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1. A cheap electric hob.
Inner tubes.
Superpowers.
cancer
Unlimited wealth and power.
Debbie McGee.
Mango Worms.
Superpowers
😀
Perianal abscess
A ginger by the name of Anne Robinson with at least £50 mill at her disposal to create god aweful television programs.
Probably a hell of a lot more but cannot be assed atm to comment after weeding & pressure washering 100 square foot of patio paving.
ooo oo I got one! being famished and starved.
A Lings delivery of Christmas Cards to be checked and priced in the middle of summer while happy lady members of staff listen to Christmas music.
Ho ****ing ho.
The gummie bear song, on a loop.
High Rollers.
Haslingdon.
Italian wiring.
Yamaha XS250.
Al Murray.
Russell Crowe.
A Land Rover.
Trek bonded aluminium frames.
Scrotal itch/joggers nipple.
Thomas Hardy.
Life without BBC Radio.
Dental Abcess.
Wagner.
Death metal
Scabies in a hotel room with no AC during a Delhi heatwave (pushing 50deg). Sweat, heat and itching that then gets infected so ad pus and sores.
Adam Sandler films
binners.
Nicholas Cage
BT customer service
Katie Price.
Ok, continuing a theme..
Apple Music when the free trial period is up and you do :roll:n't want to pay for the subscription version.
Binners' fag'n'stella breath.
My mother in law
Non organic humous from a chain store....
Treading on lego, barefoot?
Cakes.
bagpipes
violins
banjos
FUUUCKING UKELELES
Shiteing a hedgehog.
The inmates of the kid's furniture section of Ikea.
cannock chase
An invitation to a Michael Barrymore party
Chocolate limes
Jugglers
Depression
Not appreciating The Fall
KFC
A politics thread
Def Leppard.
A night out in Blackpool, staying in a 2* B&B and driving back down the m6 past Birmingham
- E2 front mechs.
- Mortgage brokers.
- Non-tubeless tyres.
Jazz, windchimes and my mother-in-law.
trying to find a partner on POF.com
trying to find a partner on POF.com
Oh...that thread. LOLz! 😆
Singletrackworld 100 t-shirts nothing small
Acute pancreatitis
Pad Thai.
My parents
My sister
TGI Friday
The brain eating amoeba
Farnworth (near Bolton)
Any of my ex senior management team
My *king neighbours
Miley Cyrus
A touch of rabies
A Rover 25
A black bear attack
Micropenis.
Katie Hopkins