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Minding my own business, listening to the radio only to hear that I've got an opportunity to register to buy tickets for "Fast and Furious Live".

It's just entered my list of "things I never, ever want to experience" somewhere between 'Blackpool Stag Do' and 'Genocide'.

What would you be quite happy about if you never had to witness?


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 2:46 pm
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A Christening
"Filmed in front of a live audience"
A league football match
the MOBO awards


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 2:52 pm
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The people who wake up early from anesthetic
Those red dots you see in spy films
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41388309/mystery-as-man-found-dead-next-to-pet-snake


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 2:52 pm
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Being in the kitchen of anywhere that's making my food...


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 2:54 pm
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In the Night Garden - LIVE!
(It camps on Old Deer Park in Richmond every year).


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 2:56 pm
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In the Night Garden - LIVE!

with sufficient amounts of intoxicants though....


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 2:56 pm
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a football match.


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 2:58 pm
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seeing someone else deficate


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 2:58 pm
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A rugby match


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:01 pm
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a good mate, who speaks wise words, says one of his life rules is 'never be in the same room as another man's erection'.... Sounds a pretty good rule to me 🙂


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:02 pm
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with sufficient amounts of intoxicants though....


The rescue team that got [url= https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/sep/24/too-high-men-rescued-from-scafell-pike-unable-to-walk-due-to-cannabis ]these guys down[/url] should have gone up dressed as Igglepiggle and Upsy Daisy. That'd have been funny.


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:02 pm
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Coldplay


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:03 pm
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Anything relating to rats.

Ugh.


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:07 pm
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In front of a Goverment Select Committee..


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:09 pm
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Freak Yachting Accident
Another mans erect penis


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:11 pm
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golf.


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:12 pm
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I used to work with a gay bloke who would spend his weekends at S&M orgies in Amsterdam. We used to drive in to work together on a Monday morning. Through many of his enthusiastic, probably-still-off-his-head-on-GHB, Too-Much-Informtion moments about his weekend's activities, I formulated a list of things I never, ever, ever wanted to witness

Tromboning... that kind of thing 😯


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:12 pm
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Drowning or being burnt alive


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:20 pm
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A maths lesson from Diane Abbot.


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:23 pm
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This thread reads like a bucket list.


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:26 pm
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Shark attack
Lion attack
anything with sharp teeth/claws attack


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:27 pm
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Having someone fall off a mountain and smash their skull in front of you wouldn't be high on my bucket list (though it apparently was on theirs).


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:28 pm
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X Factor Live auditions! 👿

( I think any form of death or serious injury is a given, Plumber!)

(OMG....just googled tromboning!)


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:29 pm
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Being buried alive.

A Nigerian customer once insisted on showing me photos of Christians celebrating the slaughter of a couple of hundred Muslims in the city of Jos. They blocked the road on a Friday after mosque and trapped them in their cars, which they then set on fire. I won't tell you what they did but after two pics I understood what I was seeing and felt a bit sick.


 
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Another rugby game
Another hip replacement operation
Any TV program with "Celebrity" in the title
Another shark heading my direction
Holyhead
Looking down to see the ground heading toward you REALLY fast and looking up to see an unopened parachute
Any of my limbs not attached to my body
Any more of the films my mum gives me saying "I think you'll enjoy this" (seriously mum, how bad a parent do you think you were?)


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:31 pm
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Tory Party Conference


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:32 pm
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Death.


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:32 pm
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Just signed up for the ticket update 😆


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:37 pm
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Have a needle inserted into my eye.

Unfortunately I have already experienced this once 🙁


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:38 pm
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Vasectomy reversal.


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:50 pm
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an endoscopy
an otherendoscopy

though if it did happened I'd like a say in the running order


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:52 pm
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…and on a more serious note. Somebody committed suicide in a rather spectacular style right in front of me last year and came within about 6 feet of landing on my car bonnet at motorway speeds.

I’d rather not see that again.


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:54 pm
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Louise


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:54 pm
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childbirth , i just haven't got the hips for it .


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:55 pm
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Brexit.


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:56 pm
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Retrieving a semi-decomposed rat from beneath the floor.. sadly I experienced this first hand and the smell will stay with me forever. Truly horrific stench is a dead rat.


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 3:57 pm
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I don't want to do that again, either. However, faced with a choice between that and the OP's ticket to Fast and Furious live ....


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 4:01 pm
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A(nother) flexible cystoscopy. If you don't know, it involves a v small camera, a bent coat hanger and a penis


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 4:02 pm
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If you don't know, it involves a v small camera, a bent coat hanger and a penis

I'd say that depends on whose it is.

I can think if a few people that would benefit from a bent not of wire up the "unblinking eye".


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 4:04 pm
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Your parents having sex.


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 4:05 pm
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mangoworms in the genitals (for the love of god/deity of choice/dawkins, do not google mangoworms unless you are one of those sickos that likes watching massive pustules being lanced etc..)


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 4:11 pm
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Scorched coffee.


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 4:19 pm
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so far on this thread i'm 6 from a possible 12. 😯


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 4:23 pm
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Being torpedoed. At night. In the North Atlantic / Arctic. Like my grandad was. Twice.
A filming of "Justin's House"


 
Posted : 25/09/2017 4:25 pm
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Mr Woppit's audience with the Pope


 
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