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Joke’s on you, that head tube was not symmetrical!

I feel so silly now.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 8:02 am
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I know who has had their lady garden shaved ,who has had trouble with their bins & how to stack wood piles in a most beautiful fashion.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 8:09 am
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That SRAM and Shimano 10t start cassettes are incompatible.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 8:54 am
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£364 is a bargain for a coffee machine

🤦


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 8:58 am
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It's ok to pee in your garden if you are wearing the correct slippers.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 9:03 am
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If starting a thread be ready to give a full account of your tax activities


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 9:04 am
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It’s ok to pee in your garden if you are wearing the correct slippers.

It's also OK to pee in someone else's slippers if they've done you wrong.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 9:21 am
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Spoons can be used in a number of innovative and interesting ways


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 9:27 am
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Food recipes, gardening tips - especially lawns, latest fashions on and off bike, home decorating tips not forgetting shed construction and music.
Still don't know who Louise is though.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 10:32 am
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There is a male version of mumsnet


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 10:35 am
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The Edinburgh Defence


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 10:38 am
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that folk who call you nasty names on here don't when you meet them in real life.

and lots of good stuff too.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 10:39 am
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There is a male version of mumsnet

If there is, it isn't here.

Have you ever actually ventured into Mumsnet?

This place is a model of politeness, restraint and civility compared to those foul mouthed harridans.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 10:39 am
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We are all Sh*t~ at mountain biking
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Apart from Geex


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 10:41 am
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There's always someone selling a Volvo


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 10:42 am
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I think the most interesting thing for me is the spinning thing underneath pedestrian crossings – it always amazes everyone I tell it to as well!!!

What’s this I’ve missed?

I’ve learned that log burners are brilliant and also really bad. I don’t know what to believe any more.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 10:48 am
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I've had a tantalising glimpse into the unimaginably glamorous, high-octane life of jet-setting opulence that is the lot of the international paper-clip salesman

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I’ve had a tantalising glimpse into the unimaginably glamorous, high-octane life of jet-setting opulence that is the lot of the international paper-clip salesman

With terrible taste in shoes...


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 10:58 am
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I learned that growed up men play with Lego and get excited about receiving kits for Christmas all wapped up in shiny paper. I seriously had no idea.


 
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That reading is a hotbed for gnarpoon riding.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 11:10 am
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Reading the forum?


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 11:15 am
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Reading the town on the M4?


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 11:23 am
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If the question has car in it the answer is going to be “a Skoda” mostly.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 11:46 am
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It's OK to pee in peoples shoes.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 11:50 am
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That subtracting the price of one's watch from the price of one's car does not necessarily produce a positive number.

That storage options for watches exist that give 'em a bit of a shake from time to time.

Quite a lot about the plight of the second-homeless.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 11:58 am
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That Melinda messenger isn't the best thing about Swindon.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 12:08 pm
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That the people of STW can argue about everything, absolutely EVERYTHING


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 12:10 pm
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What’s this I’ve missed?

There's a spinny knob thing under the control boxes of pedestrian crossings for the benefit of deaf/blind people. Though how they're expected to find the box in the first place I've no idea.

If the question has car in it the answer is going to be “a Skoda” mostly.

This is true if the question is "what lease car is Cougar giving back in about an hour?"


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 12:13 pm
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That the people of STW can argue about everything, absolutely EVERYTHING

No, we can't.

Are you just  here for five minutes or is it the full half hour?


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 12:14 pm
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There is a little arrow on almost all fuel gauges which indicates which side of the car the filler cap is on.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 12:27 pm
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There is a little arrow on almost all fuel gauges which indicates which side of the car the filler cap is on.

To be fair, this one blew my mind. Quite literally.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 12:34 pm
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That many people are incapable of making minor decisions without affirmation from a bunch of people they don't know, like "what toothpaste for someone with teeth?"

Myself included. I remember asking for advice on what toilet flushing mechanism to buy, and I'm sure there's been many others.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 12:35 pm
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That mountain biking attracts people from literally all walks of life. There's a running joke that there's no question that someone on here can't answer, but it's essentially true.

I realised we'd reached peak STW when someone asked for advice on balloon rides as a present for their other half and someone popped up, "well, I'm a balloon pilot and..." It struck me a) how cool it was that we had a balloon pilot on here and b) of course we have a balloon pilot on here because this is STW. It would have been more surprising if we didn't, which makes for kind of a neat place to be.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 12:38 pm
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Though how they’re expected to find the box in the first place I’ve no idea.

By following the standard pattern of tactile paving slabs, obviously.

For controlled crossings the control box is always to the right of the stem of the L shaped tactile paving ( because guide dogs almost always work to the persons left)


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 12:39 pm
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By following the standard pattern of tactile paving slabs, obviously.

For controlled crossings the control box is always to the right of the stem of the L shaped tactile paving ( because guide dogs always work to the persons left)

I just learned that. ^^


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 12:40 pm
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Never to comment on an STW thread, d'oh!


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 12:43 pm
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That there is no such thing as boredom with access to the STW forum!

...and someone popped up, “well, I’m a balloon pilot and…” It struck me...

I read that and knew what was about to follow!


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 1:03 pm
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Don’t ask where to purchase a hard wearing pair of jeans unless you want two pages of vague abuse interspersed with some actual suggestions.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 1:13 pm
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there’s no question that someone on here can’t answer

and that someone is perchypanther.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 1:17 pm
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and that someone is perchypanther.

I'm a balloon pilot too don'tcha know


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 1:22 pm
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What a DE razor was (and how popular they are)
Aeropress is a great way to make office coffee

And never, ever underestimate the power of human kindness.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 2:34 pm
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Loads of valuable stuff when renovating our house. Everything from tiling to kitchen fitting. Amazing place.

Oh, and Bombers.. not so much something I've learned but something I can never get rid of.. I have had a set of Bombers off a Kona Pahoehoe that I am incapable of getting rid of.. They have sat in my garage for over 10 years just in case I need to own someone with them.


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 2:41 pm
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Never drink a cappuccino unless you want to wake up in the back of a van with a sore bottom

Never buy from Superstar

That dicking about on the internet can lead to some awesome friends


 
Posted : 19/11/2019 2:57 pm
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I learned how to fit a wood burning stove from the experts.


 
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