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Joke’s on you, that head tube was not symmetrical!
I feel so silly now.
I know who has had their lady garden shaved ,who has had trouble with their bins & how to stack wood piles in a most beautiful fashion.
That SRAM and Shimano 10t start cassettes are incompatible.
£364 is a bargain for a coffee machine
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It's ok to pee in your garden if you are wearing the correct slippers.
If starting a thread be ready to give a full account of your tax activities
It’s ok to pee in your garden if you are wearing the correct slippers.
It's also OK to pee in someone else's slippers if they've done you wrong.
Spoons can be used in a number of innovative and interesting ways
Food recipes, gardening tips - especially lawns, latest fashions on and off bike, home decorating tips not forgetting shed construction and music.
Still don't know who Louise is though.
There is a male version of mumsnet
The Edinburgh Defence
that folk who call you nasty names on here don't when you meet them in real life.
and lots of good stuff too.
There is a male version of mumsnet
If there is, it isn't here.
Have you ever actually ventured into Mumsnet?
This place is a model of politeness, restraint and civility compared to those foul mouthed harridans.
We are all Sh*t~ at mountain biking
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Apart from Geex
There's always someone selling a Volvo
I think the most interesting thing for me is the spinning thing underneath pedestrian crossings – it always amazes everyone I tell it to as well!!!
What’s this I’ve missed?
I’ve learned that log burners are brilliant and also really bad. I don’t know what to believe any more.
I've had a tantalising glimpse into the unimaginably glamorous, high-octane life of jet-setting opulence that is the lot of the international paper-clip salesman

I’ve had a tantalising glimpse into the unimaginably glamorous, high-octane life of jet-setting opulence that is the lot of the international paper-clip salesman
With terrible taste in shoes...
I learned that growed up men play with Lego and get excited about receiving kits for Christmas all wapped up in shiny paper. I seriously had no idea.
That reading is a hotbed for gnarpoon riding.
Reading the forum?
Reading the town on the M4?
If the question has car in it the answer is going to be “a Skoda” mostly.
It's OK to pee in peoples shoes.
That subtracting the price of one's watch from the price of one's car does not necessarily produce a positive number.
That storage options for watches exist that give 'em a bit of a shake from time to time.
Quite a lot about the plight of the second-homeless.
That Melinda messenger isn't the best thing about Swindon.
That the people of STW can argue about everything, absolutely EVERYTHING
What’s this I’ve missed?
There's a spinny knob thing under the control boxes of pedestrian crossings for the benefit of deaf/blind people. Though how they're expected to find the box in the first place I've no idea.
If the question has car in it the answer is going to be “a Skoda” mostly.
This is true if the question is "what lease car is Cougar giving back in about an hour?"
That the people of STW can argue about everything, absolutely EVERYTHING
No, we can't.
Are you just here for five minutes or is it the full half hour?
There is a little arrow on almost all fuel gauges which indicates which side of the car the filler cap is on.
There is a little arrow on almost all fuel gauges which indicates which side of the car the filler cap is on.
To be fair, this one blew my mind. Quite literally.
That many people are incapable of making minor decisions without affirmation from a bunch of people they don't know, like "what toothpaste for someone with teeth?"
Myself included. I remember asking for advice on what toilet flushing mechanism to buy, and I'm sure there's been many others.
That mountain biking attracts people from literally all walks of life. There's a running joke that there's no question that someone on here can't answer, but it's essentially true.
I realised we'd reached peak STW when someone asked for advice on balloon rides as a present for their other half and someone popped up, "well, I'm a balloon pilot and..." It struck me a) how cool it was that we had a balloon pilot on here and b) of course we have a balloon pilot on here because this is STW. It would have been more surprising if we didn't, which makes for kind of a neat place to be.
Though how they’re expected to find the box in the first place I’ve no idea.
By following the standard pattern of tactile paving slabs, obviously.
For controlled crossings the control box is always to the right of the stem of the L shaped tactile paving ( because guide dogs almost always work to the persons left)
By following the standard pattern of tactile paving slabs, obviously.
For controlled crossings the control box is always to the right of the stem of the L shaped tactile paving ( because guide dogs always work to the persons left)
I just learned that. ^^
Never to comment on an STW thread, d'oh!
That there is no such thing as boredom with access to the STW forum!
...and someone popped up, “well, I’m a balloon pilot and…” It struck me...
I read that and knew what was about to follow!
Don’t ask where to purchase a hard wearing pair of jeans unless you want two pages of vague abuse interspersed with some actual suggestions.
there’s no question that someone on here can’t answer
and that someone is perchypanther.
and that someone is perchypanther.
I'm a balloon pilot too don'tcha know
What a DE razor was (and how popular they are)
Aeropress is a great way to make office coffee
And never, ever underestimate the power of human kindness.
Loads of valuable stuff when renovating our house. Everything from tiling to kitchen fitting. Amazing place.
Oh, and Bombers.. not so much something I've learned but something I can never get rid of.. I have had a set of Bombers off a Kona Pahoehoe that I am incapable of getting rid of.. They have sat in my garage for over 10 years just in case I need to own someone with them.
Never drink a cappuccino unless you want to wake up in the back of a van with a sore bottom
Never buy from Superstar
That dicking about on the internet can lead to some awesome friends
I learned how to fit a wood burning stove from the experts.