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Motorbikes.

Know a guy, in his late 50s, always been single, only rides a motorbike, all year round, whatever the weather.

I get that, totally, makes sense for him, no one to drive around.

But mid life crisis types that wheel them out on sunny days? Lacking skills, busy roads....


 
Posted : 04/08/2019 10:52 am
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All heavy metal except Napalm Death.


 
Posted : 04/08/2019 11:13 am
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40000+ gun related deaths in the USA last year yet the nothing gets gets done due to NRA lobbyists………and I see there has been another mass shooting earlier today…..utterly incomprehensible

another one today - 9 dead in Dayton. The only way to solve it is to arm everyone apparently. God Bless America.


 
Posted : 04/08/2019 11:37 am
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People walking along on their own using their phone on speaker mode. The apprentice candidates looked like dicks when they did it, and that ain't changed.

And folk who edge toward red traffic lights as if its going to make them change any quicker. Doubly so when they crawl away really slowly when the lights actually do change.


 
Posted : 04/08/2019 11:39 am
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I'll wager they're the same people who come flying out of side roads with nary a care for traffic already on the main road, then dribble along at 20mph.


 
Posted : 04/08/2019 11:50 am
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Taking selfies. Especially selfies with 'celebrities'.


 
Posted : 04/08/2019 12:30 pm
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People writing “none c when they obviously mean” non”…. Happens far too often for it to be a typo, especially when the “e” is an added extra.

Did they not learn about “magic E” in primary school?


 
Posted : 04/08/2019 12:40 pm
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E-sports

I can understand playign computer games but its not my bag

I can understand the competitiveness of playing computers against others

I can understand travelling to compete with others

I can see the attraction of all the above if you get paid or get prize money.

BUT WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO WANTS TO WATCH OTHER PEOPLE PLAY COMPUTER GAMES


 
Posted : 04/08/2019 12:55 pm
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can understand playing football but its not my bag

I can understand the competitiveness of playing football against others

I can understand travelling to compete with others

I can see the attraction of all the above if you get paid or get prize money.

BUT WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO WANTS TO WATCH OTHER PEOPLE PLAY FOOTBALL?


 
Posted : 04/08/2019 8:52 pm
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People who need to emphasise they don’t like football. (Picked last at school?).

No, I did play for the school on one occasion (but probably only cos the PE teacher thought I was awesome at kicking a ball round the yard) trouble was, come 'match day' our opponents were a team from Durham & there was a lad playing who I knew from the ice rink so all we did was stand around yapping about ice hockey & I never got picked again.
I don't think football as incomprehensible though.
It's just a shite game played mainly by tarts.


 
Posted : 04/08/2019 9:58 pm
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BUT WHAT KIND OF WEIRDO WANTS TO WATCH OTHER PEOPLE PLAY FOOTBALL?

No argument from me!

But they're not really the same are they. Watching football is equivalent to watching the fingers on the esportspersons hands nailing the trianglesquareLR combo or whatever finger athletisism is required.

I'm not saying its wrong you understand i just can't comprehend the concept.


 
Posted : 04/08/2019 11:17 pm
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Played football, boxed and played rugby for local and university teams and I'm pretty sure I'm not a tart.


 
Posted : 04/08/2019 11:30 pm
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People.
Selfish pricks.
‘I’m all right jack’ selfish pricks.
Selfish pricks that think just because you like something that they don’t, you’re somehow odd.
Ordinary people who see their world changing around them, and STILL vote Tory.
People who are too lazy to find out why.


 
Posted : 05/08/2019 8:23 am
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Kate Tempest.


 
Posted : 05/08/2019 9:04 am
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this guys job

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Posted : 05/08/2019 9:12 am
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Fat bikes.


 
Posted : 05/08/2019 9:15 am
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Played football, boxed and played rugby for local and university teams and I’m pretty sure I’m not a tart.

Your'e obviously not, cos you played rugby, so that cancels the tart bit out.


 
Posted : 05/08/2019 10:15 am
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Lol, I know loads of hoorayhenry tarty rugby lads! 🤣


 
Posted : 05/08/2019 10:16 am
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People who are told they need to evacuate their town in an emergency, then are allowed back for 15 minutes to retrieve essentials, then stay put. Putting their lives at risk and the the lives of the emergency services.

People that drive while texting and talking on their phone. Even more so the drivers that do this with children as passengers.


 
Posted : 05/08/2019 10:23 am
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I'm sure it must have been already said somewhere in the last 7 pages but train ticket pricing.

Whoever makes that stuff up is on another bloody planet!


 
Posted : 05/08/2019 11:21 am
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How knowing your credit score makes you rich.


 
Posted : 05/08/2019 9:28 pm
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How anyone thinks ultra bright bathroom lighting is just what you need when half asleep in the middle of the night.


 
Posted : 05/08/2019 11:21 pm
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People reversing round a motorway roundabout as they have gone past the exit they want, rather than continuing to drive round...the mind boggles.


 
Posted : 05/08/2019 11:28 pm
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Drivers smoking weed on the way to work. Well I assume he was driving his van to work. Doubt he'd been plastering through the night and was heading home.


 
Posted : 06/08/2019 9:03 am
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Risking being drowned to avoid scaring your pets.

Risking other people being drowned to avoid scaring your pets.


 
Posted : 06/08/2019 10:19 am
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How anyone thinks ultra bright bathroom lighting is just what you need when half asleep in the middle of the night.

You mean your aim isn't true? Never bother switching the lights on, even here out in the country it's rarely pitch black so can't see what you are doing.


 
Posted : 06/08/2019 10:28 am
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