Vegan Porkless pies and scotch eggz.
The ‘Joni Mitchell’ housing plan for most of the U.K.
‘Pave paradise and put up a parking lot’.
Build BUILD Build
Mansplaining to people about why they find some things puzzling, is wrong...
Leaf blowers
that **** who insists on sitting in the alotted seat number on their ticket on an otherwise empty train, even if it means sitting next to me or asking me to move!
Could be that they know the train is going to get busy at the next stop and don't want to move again?
Conversely, people who put their bags on the seat on a moderately busy train in the belief that it'll stop someone sitting next to them. It won't, because I sit there solely to piss them off.
Crisp eaters on trains. Actually, anyone who eats crisps outside of their own home generally.
People who clink their cutlery against the plate.
"Enthusiastic eaters" - you know, they enjoy the food so much they almost throw it into their mouths.
Slow walkers.
People whose football team is their entire identity (they'll often use "we" in this regard).
Brexiteers.
Mansplaining to people about why they find some things puzzling incomprehensible , is wrong incomprehensible.
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People that don't undestand what the word incomprehensible is.
So, whilst I don't condone theft in any way I can stil comprehend why people steal.
I find it really annoying when people put their bags on a train seat and leave it there as the train fills up -, but I assume it's to stop people sittign there or they are simply oblivious. Again, not incomprehensible.
Now, the appeal of watching Love Island, I'm a Celebrity etc - to me, that is incomprehensible.
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Watty sed > Build BUILD Build
I find it incomprehensible that nobody has successfully challenged the oft-repeated claim that building houses will solve the housing crisis, when those with the money are still buying them as investments while those who previously couldn't afford a home still cannot, and developers aren't going to build at a rate that causes prices to drop.
I'm off to Starbucks wearing my Sunday-best necktie to give it some serious earnest discussion with anyone using a fancy laptop to browse facebook.
Leaf blowers? Come work with me for a day, I’ll use a leaf blower and you can use a broom, see how long you last
Cricket.
Tattoos on face.
Overtaking dangerously in a car - to get one or two places in front in a queue.
Still whinging about Brexit.
Leaf blowers? Come work with me for a day, I’ll use a leaf blower and you can use a broom, see how long you last
Or just leave the leaves where they are. Moving them at all just seems silly. Inventing a blower to do so is just even dafter.
Armchair "experts" who think they know better than vastly qualified and experienced experts.
Latte art.
Or just leave the leaves where they are. Moving them at all just seems silly.
Maybe they need to be moved from paths and pavements so elderly people (or anyone) don't slip on them when they get wet.
I find it incomprehensible that you didn't think of this 😉
Maybe they need to be moved from paths and pavements so elderly people (or anyone) don’t slip on them when they get wet.
Never ever seen anyone using a leaf blower on a pavement. Just idiots blowing them around gardens and driveways. Never slipped on leaves in over forty years. I stand by the fact they’re a ridiculous invention.
Drivers that accelerate hard on a single carriageway to then hit their brakes when they get to within 50 metres of a slower car (Hint, take your foot off the accelerator when it is apparent you are catching up)
Patio heaters. (apologies if someone said them already) It's the outside. Put a coat on.
People that don’t undestand what the word incomprehensible is.
People that cannot spell understand or still.
Christmas decorations erected in November
Leaf blowers aren’t just for leaves. I’m a gardener on an 80 acre private woodland estate, I’ve been using a big backpack leaf blower for 2 hours solid today to clear leaves, pine needles, half devoured pine cones, cut grass, hedge clippings, uprooted Himalayan balsam, sawdust, wood chippings, and other brush cut debris. Happily sit and watch you use a broom but I would leave you once it gets dark. They’re also good at getting a fire going like a rocket engine
Never slipped on leaves in over forty years.
I fancy you’ve never ridden QECP on a damp autumn day! Get Houns up there, I say. (not now, obviously, wait until September. Ta)
People that cannot spell understand or still.
So you can't comprehend such a thing as a typo? Or I could have been dislexic (I'm not, it was a typo).
Thanks for reinforcing my point by proving you don't understand what incomprehensible means though.
Actually, on the subject of spelling and the like...
Something I don't get at all is people typing in a dialect (for want of a better term). I get people shorting words in text speak (seems daft outside of texting, but hey). So using m8 instead of mate. But making up spellings so they look like the way YOU pronounce the word just doesn't make sense to me.
Typing "polis" instead of "police". Or "reyt" instead of "right" (or if you must, why not use "rate" or "reet" depending on what it is you're trying to say - to ne honest I'm not 100% sure on that one).
So, yeah, making up spellings for no good reason - I find that genuinely incomprehensible.
Some people write online in a kinda phonetic text so what they've written is less likely to appear in automated search results.
2 hours solid today to clear leaves, pine needles, half devoured pine cones, cut grass, hedge clippings, uprooted Himalayan balsam, sawdust, wood chippings, and other brush cut debris. Happily sit and watch you use a broom but I would leave you once it gets dark
Yeah, I’m not a gardener so I’d just be leaving all that shit where it was. Don’t understand the need to move it
Typing “polis” instead of “police”
I can help with that one, quoting from here:
The Polis is a govrenment organization that is gien speicial leecence tae enforce thair govrenment's laws agin different kynds o wrang-daein. Polis men speirs oot thiftdom or murthers an wairds heich-gates an ceeties for tae mak siccar that fowk daesna gang agin the law. The biggin thay wirk in is for ordinar cried a polis station.
Raw onions in a salad.
Grated Mozzarella
Mozzarella.
That B.J. will be the Prime Minister of the UK.
The police in Sweden are called Polis. Could those people be talking about crimes in Malmö?
Seagulls
Press fit bottom brackets.
Why anyone would buy a house on a main road
Why anyone would sit in a pub beer garden right next to a main road
Southerners. Well not the people but their accent, completely incomprehensible.
Tailgating lorries like the chap on the A508 this afternoon. So close he had to keep braking despite the lorry not doing so. No visibility, no chance of overtaking, absolutely moronic.
Boris and Trump.
The human mind, just watched the latest Hellboy movie and now thinking back my mind has retconned Ron Perlman into it. I know it's not quite what the thread is about but interesting anyway.
Algebra.
Pheasants.
People who stand still on Travelators (thereby failing to experience the "1000 leagues boots" effect)
Ant and Dec
https://www.bewater.com/product/magic-water-kids/
26 quid for a water bottle with some pebbles in it.
Magic water. W. T. A. F!
I like Adventure but I’m not drinking it’s piss even if it was free...
What are the odds that someone will resurrect this thread in 5 years time with the response "people who resurrect old threads" 🤔
The Tate Modern.
People who need to emphasise they don't like football. (Picked last at school?).
40000+ gun related deaths in the USA last year yet the nothing gets gets done due to NRA lobbyists.........and I see there has been another mass shooting earlier today.....utterly incomprehensible
People writing "none c when they obviously mean" non".... Happens far too often for it to be a typo, especially when the "e" is an added extra.
Did they not learn about "magic E" in primary school?
