Ice hockey rink. 😉
Any pics OP?
Will have some later, when we've had a look around.
My parents have just de commissioned their pool as a pipe cracked under the concrete after 30years. They have turned the deep end into a sunken garden and have put a hot tub in the shallow end. It looks amazing. I'm going there after work and will take some pics.
Reed bed sewage filtration system.
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I don't think Binners is taking this very seriously!
I don't know, I think that the ball pit is a great idea!
Ooh, like the hot tub idea, pics would be great..
Some kind of pit to keep wild beasts?
Some kind of pit to keep wild beasts?
The kids will have their own bedrooms 🙂
so trying to think of ideas to appease the wife
With a hole that big already dug you have no need to placate anyone ever again!
Don't fill it in, just build some nice decking over the top.
Failing that: Ball pit or fish tank.
Sunken bouldering wall with the walls coming 3ft above ground to form a railing around the pit.
My ball pool idea was a serious suggestion. But how about adding in...
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Advertise on Freebay - Swimming Pool - free to collect 😉
Isn't this where the sharks with lasers are kept? Extra point for having a lift above the pool with 'drop out' floor as convenient disposal point for operatives who have failed you
(i'm assuming that Failure is not tolerated in your organisation"..... 😉
Snake pit, skate bowl or comedy ACME style fake garden leading to a snake pit
Side business running an abattoir?
If it's fit for use you could easily put a poly tunnel over it till such time as you could afford a more permanent solution.
Build a shed with a [url= https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_roof ]green roof[/url] on a hydraulic platform within the pool. Press a button, your shed rises up out of the ground. Press again, it sinks down to leave a nice [url=
or something in its place.
Great security for the shed too, if the scrotes can't even find it 8)
Definitely a skate bowl
Mechanical pit? For tanks!
Mass grave? Apologies Bad taste
Mass grave? Apologies Bad taste
Well, the house does have a large cellar. If you've got somewhere to hide the bodies it's the perfect fritzl palace
I'd turn it into a massive reptile enclosure - replicate a bit of the jungle in the comfort of your own garden.
Get a reticulated python and some massive tropical trees and build a big glass house around it.
But then I'm very much into reptile keeping so ymmv.
Italian Sunken Garden.
Gives you somewhere to bury dogs, tortoises and Percy Thrower.
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Always preferred the idea of a swimming pond, to a pool.
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use it as somewhere to keep your old fridges and supermarket trollies.
Use it as a baking tray and make a massive cheesecake.
Cherry or blackcurrant.
Deck it over with an inset trampoline
Turns out the house is an absolute wreck and needs £100+k spending so it's not going to be a goer 🙁
In that case the pool would make a great skip.
Always preferred the idea of a swimming pond, to a pool.
This. You can still swim in it on warm days, it's good for ecology, and costs less to maintain.
Rightmove link Stevied?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/67573661
The photos are 2 years old and there's been some 'work' done since.
(By work I mean making a mess)
The empty swimming pool alone would cost you that round here! 🙂
from google earth looks like the pool virtually fills the entire garden?
It looked damp even in those pics and if it's been empty since...
Fill it with dead wives and whack a patio over the top.
Probably pay for the house if you're charging £3,000 per corpse.
Even with £100K to spend that would be massively cheap around here.
That's a big lump of house for not a lot a grass once you take into account the gimp cage/bouldering pit/skate half pipe/hash den. If not a swimming pool alternative uses would have taken quite a bit of negotiation with the your more sensible half.
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