Fast broadband internet....
At least I think Gordon "the World's saviour" Brown said it was vital for modern living ?
[url= http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/guest_contributors/article6506136.ece ]Maybe here ....[/url]
It's pretty certain that most things in life can be fixed with duct tape, pliers and cable ties, that's for sure.
On the same vein, for anything that doesn't move that should, or squeaks, or generally doesn't work a good squirt of WD40 is worth a shot.
Failing that, get the kettle on, we're British, damn it!
Mythbusters managed to build a sailing dingy out of duct tape and sail it out in San Fransico bay, and a bridge across a 60m wide dry dock. For once TJ has put forth a universal truth in his duct tape/beer mantra. That's going into my quotations book.
Plus 1 for mcmoonter's choice...
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Just Google duct tape BigJohn and I'm sure something will come up...Or if you're in the area you can come over.
Jupiter.
Remind me again how much experience you've had dealing with kids BigJohn...
Hehe...
...youse all tink de wurld's held togedder wit duc tape...
It's not...
Expanding foam's doin it
The hydrogen bond
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meat
Cake and chocolate.
Surrounded By Zulus - MemberScottish people to invent everything.
trains?
Remind me again how much experience you've had dealing with kids BigJohn...
Ooops - sorry - didn't know you were under-age. 😳
I'm not lilgrips is...my plan was to duct tape you to the fridge/food supply and her to the kitchen stool so I could go have wild sex with Mol 😉 I'd leave diapers and wipes in reach have no fear. 😉
Lol 🙂
if duct tape can't fix it beer can
If duct tape can't fix something I fear bear my have played a role in breaking it.
BOOBIES!
Oil
Zip Ties
Trees
Chocolate ( good quality).
Opposable thumbs
Brown sauce.
racing_ralph - Member"Surrounded By Zulus - Member
Scottish people to invent everything."
trains?
OK then, Trains?
Trains to invent everything? 😕
My car was engulfed in a cloud of smoke from underneath the bonnet this morning. A split radiator hose. Pull out the duct tape. Sorted!!Oh.... and [b]Worcestor sauce[/b]
Where did you put that? In with the oil?
