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Anyone ever convicted of dueling with water pistols in massachusetts.
Pre emptive pardon for any surviving brothers of Hans Gruber
Anyone who didn't deliver a Rose Garden he mistakenly believed he was promised.
Terence Trent d'Arby - crap name for a Liverpool full back
Track and Trace consultants.
The hamburglar
Mrs Brown’s Boys
Not even Trump would stoop that low
niner
The musical film *Cats"
Also Covid19 (American version)
Michael Caine’s quote about Jaws 3.
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People commenting about the commments that comment on comments correcting the quote of Michael Caine's comment about Jaws 3.
Biden's future assassin?
The person who invented the plastic T key that goes in the bottom of the boiler. You know the one. You think it’s all the way in, but it never is, so when you go to top up the pressure water just pisses out everywhere.
In fact no, **** that guy, he doesn’t deserve pardoning. Even by Trump
Narcissism
Manipulation
Lying
Intellectual dishonesty
Wilful ignorance
Mass anthropogenic species extinction
US flags made in China
And, lastly, he will pardon ‘the pardon’ itself
****ter.
Tik Taks.
Telegram.
Plastic trees.
Alexander O'Neal.
Frank Sinatra.
Anything James Corden has ever said or done
Those crows out of the Kia-Ora advert
Gravel bikes
Licentious ferrets
Chris Packham
Timmy Mallet
That nursery that withheld the pudding.
Noel Edmonds
Slavery
Goldfinger
The person who invented the plastic T key that goes in the bottom of the boiler. You know the one. You think it’s all the way in, but it never is, so when you go to top up the pressure water just pisses out everywhere.
They don't need pardoning, they need a firing squad!
Coal Tar Soap - it stinks but matches his skin tone so he'll show some mercy
The person responsible for all those obscuring purple lines on Ordnance Survey maps.
Ed Snowden.
The inventor of the Forfar Bridie. And the population of Forfar, their descendants and the wider Forfar diaspora for not having taken greater steps to prevent such a travesty from ever propagating. And Browns the Bakers for making rotten awful Forfar Bridies and selling them in the same packaging as their frankly sublime Belter Bridie
I'm quite angry with myself for just having got home and realised I've bought one by mistake.
Snow that looks gorgeous from a distance so you make some time, grab your kit, jump on the bike and when you get there it's 4 inches of slush with 1mm of snow on top and 10 feet of mud underneath
Rich Energy
Your mum.