How come you can have coloured toilet bleach?
Why doesn't the bleach,well, bleach the colour away?
How do you think bleach works? It's more complicated than simply magicking away any and all colours.
If sunshine is the best disinfectant, why does food go bad if you leave it out in the sun?
How do you think bleach works?
By removing colours from the world until its tummy is full and then it explodes, making rainbows 🌈
are all sitcom characters just dreadful people ?
...what an occasional table does for the rest of the time
Why are sausages sold by weight, not by number of sausages?
How tall is the world's tallest dwarf?
If people redouble their effort does that mean they are working 4 times harder than they were originally?
If you tie a bit of buttered toast to a cats back and drop it, which way up does it land?
How tall is the world’s tallest dwarf?
Adam Rainer Was 7’ 2”
Why isn't inflammable the opposite of flammable? And how many accidental fires has that caused?
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If you tie a bit of buttered toast to a cats back and drop it, which way up does it land?
it never lands - its just hovers in mid air spinning
Mainly my dreams. Last night I dreamt I was a heroin addict, then I dreamt I was Van Morrison trying to seduce Janet Planet at Stanford University. Weird.
Observational....
But why, when you’ve just bought a new car, do you see thousands on the road but before you bought it you didn’t see any..
If you're in the Millennium Falcon traveling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the lights?
Why are people at the tip so grumpy?
Why aren't moustaches called lip brows?
If you’re in the Millennium Falcon traveling at the speed of light
She’ll make 0.5 past light speed....
Why am I wasting my life?
Am I not merciful?
If you’re in the Millennium Falcon traveling at the speed of light,
You can’t, for you, time has stopped.
Please don’t hate me if this is wrong, I watched a YouTube last week.
Whither atrophy?
But why, when you’ve just bought a new car, do you see thousands on the road but before you bought it you didn’t see any
Confirmation bias innit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias
What's the minimum size of a 'Big Light' as in "Put the big light on" .
How can we have no border between N and S Ireland, and no border between N Ireland and Britain, with the UK not in the EU?
Sorry. Sorry. I'm so sorry...
How did the Ls become Is in Italian words?
Piazza = Plaza
Pianta = Plant
Fiore = Flower
Why is orange jam called marmalade
Because it's a jelly with citrus fruit peel in. Jam is made from pulpd fruit and sugar.
Where does you lap go when you stand up.
Why can't you just erase tattoos using flesh coloured tattoos?
If you tie a bit of buttered toast to a cats back and drop it, which way up does it land?
If nobody's watching, it lands both sides up. Try it with a video camera.
If nobody’s watching, it lands both sides up
Or neither side up.
It's indeterminate until it's observed due to quantum superpositioning
Schrödinger's toast, innit.
If the tops of mountains are so much closer to the sun why are they so chuffing cold?
Why, why, why... Delilah?
Sounds like you might have Tom Jones disease, its not unusual you know.
Was Ernie really the fastest milkman in the West?
Given that trains are always so crowded, why do they have tables between the seats? Rows of seats, airline style, would be so much more efficient.
How can we have no border between N and S Ireland, and no border between N Ireland and Britain, with the UK not in the EU?
Sorry. Sorry. I’m so sorry…
Because people are small minded arseholes, but in this case, sometimes useful small minded arseholes.
What do swans do?
Why do I suffer from insomnia when anxious about getting too little sleep?
How long can a swan hold it's breath.
How tall is the world’s tallest dwarf?
..and how small is the world's smallest giant?
Why can't dogs look up?
Why? Oh, why? Oh, Why? Oh, Why? Oh, Why?.......
