The success of Claudia Winkleman. I just don’t understand it.
We live in a world where millions tune in to watch idiots perform like monkeys on a Saturday evening, while Simon Cowell counts his billions, and Piers Morgan is one of the highest paid TV presenters on the planet
Don't try and understand it sweet-cheeks. It only encourages them
Reminds me of the Half Man Half Biscuit track; Rod Hull Is Alive, Why?
Mum is successful journalist, Eve Pollard. That'd be a good boost for her surely. But for what it's worth, she seems like a perfectly capable presenter and is quite a nice person by all accounts. These kinds of people should succeed in life.
Rod Hull Is Alive, Why?
Except he isn't 😉
Women: How many pairs of shoes do they need? Isn't one handbag enough?
Except he isn't
Well, he isn't now but he was when the song was written.
I love Claud. The wife knows if I had the choice she'd be out on her ear. She is fine with this, as it's unlikely in the extreme.
Her hair is nice
Veggies that eat dairy.
Piers Morgan is one of the highest paid TV presenters on the planet
..and given that that simpering pile of pungent effluent is even given the opportunity to pollute the airwaves there's hee-haw point in trying to understand anything
who is claudia winkleman? think I may regret asking this, is she safe to google for whilst at work?
Oi! Prawny, get in the queue..
Claudia is quite lovely IMO. She is a competant presenter of TV and Radio and comes across as quite normal when interviewed.
There are far more people on TV for you to question the existance/pre-eminence of above Claudia.
I don't understand the Dancing show thing "Come on GTF!"
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diesel cars for people who live in towns and never go anywhere
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people who have 2 kids and have to drive a 7 seater
29ers- on my 3rd now and still not feeling it
veggies that eat fish- imagine if we drowned cows?
29ers- on my 3rd now and still not feeling it
I don't understand this! It really took you 3 bikes to decide that?
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where a pair of my biking socks have gone. I washed them the other week, and haven't seen them since.
Claudia Winkleman - well it's all in the goofiness I suppose, I saw the dancing thing the other day, you can see someone told her to cut her fringe so she can see what is going on.
Ha! I didnt even know she was in the dancing show! Still not watching it!
Things I don’t understand:
Chicken, seriously was it this before the Egg?
Noodles
Lights on in Offices after work has closed down
The Burka
1960’s high rise Flats
Folk who don’t drink coffee
Folks that sit swiping mobiles whilst in meetings
Why I can’t get a 3G signal in Canary Wharf
Why MrsBouy says “more ties/socks/shirts/shoes??” whaddsitgottodowithherwhatibuy?
How the Moon stays “up there”^^^
Why Trains can’t run on time
How I could just kill a man?
Chinese
Blokes
Why my fender goes out of tune in a day
The appeal of Chinese food
Gravy on chips
Why Chris ( housemate) needs a massive telly
You don't understand
?Gravy on chips
Eeeee.
Eeeeeee, lass.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, bloody 'ell lass.
Tha's wrong, and tha knows tha's wrong.
How the Moon stays “up there”^^^
The following explanation is wrong in a number of ways, but I hope you get a feel for it:
1. Put a weight on a bit of string and gently spin it around (don't hit yourself or anyone else).
2. Do you feel the weight pulling-away at your hand? That is the "spinning" energy you imparted. The moon has a lot of that. (If you stop spinning, the weight falls toward Earth; if the moon span slower, it would fall to Earth).
3. You are resisting it flying-away through holding the string and that is like the effect of gravity between Earth and Moon. The gravity is acting through "invisible string". (if you let go of the string, it will fly-away; if gravity "failed", the moon would fly away)
4. Because the moon's spinning and the gravity are in equilibrium (balanced), the Moon is a satellite body i.e. it neither falls to Earth, not pulls away.
5. Actually, but not noticeably to us, the moon is so large that the moon does not spin around the centre of the Earth - they spin around each other: "Considering the Earth–Moon system as a binary planet, their mutual centre of gravity is within the Earth, about 4624 km from its centre". That is a slightly odd thought to the normal Earth-centric paradigm!
OK?
[now get a physicist to explain this properly]
People who've promoted, defended, bought or thought about buying 650b.
Crikey it was a question on that Northern test that was posted here, I've never put gravy on chips it would make them all soggy bleeurgh.
Ketchup on chip shop chips, mayo on maccyD
xcgb - Member29ers- on my 3rd now and still not feeling it
I don't understand this! It really took you 3 bikes to decide that?
I don't understand that you don't understand that I thought a 29er that was 9 years more developed than the first one I had might be better.
I like Claudia Winkleman, along with Sara Cox they'd make up my very kooky and slightly odd fantasy 3-some.
I like women who dont take themselves too seriously and can have a laugh.
Salad. Hateful stuff.
How people can't see that chips and gravy are just so right.
veggies that eat fish
Veggies don't eat fish. You don't need to not understand something that doesn't exist?
Claudia however is gurt lush.
The difference between chickens and hens.
Alive = it's called a hen
On the shelf in Tesco = it's called a chicken
WHICH IS IT???!!!
Don't give me no sauce based nonsense; you so wrong, you ain't [i]never [/i]gone be right.
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Have to admit, Claudia makes me feel a little tingly in nice places. 😀
I also don't understand why male youths of today sport this weird outfit of drainpipe jeans that look like they fit a person two foot shorter than the lad actually wearing them.
It mainly seems to function to give the appearance of a fat arse located by their knees. Odd, just odd.
How I could just kill a man?
😆
Claudia's a cutie 😉
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EDIT - oh, and my OH really dislikes Claudia Winkleman. I think she's great. Doesn't mind having a laugh, seems quite down to earth and funny. Could imagine nipping down the pub with her for a pint and having a reet good time.
along with Sara Cox
Areyewavinalaff?
I have it on very good authority that she has personal hygiene issues.
Gravy on chips is ok but only if you've run out of curry sauce.
Curry sauce on chips is absolutely ace.
However, is it me or do no chip shops north of the Watford Gap understand what a saveloy is?
I think the chips/gravy thing might need a thread by itself. Well at least find out who the weirdos are LOL
PJM1974 - MemberCurry sauce on chips is absolutely ace.
However, is it me or do no chip shops north of the Watford Gap understand what a saveloy is?
I think they understand perfectly well what a saveloy is.
Which is why they don't sell them. 🙂
People who queue/rush to board a plane when they have a pre-assigned seat, are going to be stuck in the plane for hours, and are going to get to the destination at the same time.
????
How the Moon stays “up there”
It's moving forward and falling towards the earth at the same rate the earth is disappearing around its own curve.