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Sealskinz.
I bet they're not.
Is this the same company that's gets such high praise on here?
Consistently 😆
Any car with blue/green/Eco designation.
Ramsey Neil - Member
The pint is one of the few things that is actually smaller in the good old US of A than it is in the UK , 16fl oz vs 20fl oz.
Though their floz are bigger than ours so it's not 16floz either.
Stan's no tubes.
Piss off Stan, I paid for it it's mine now.
Wimbledon, Wandsworth and Clapham Common. Nothing common about any of 'em. £1 million flats everywhere you look.
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no its not. Its just some grumpy bastard who brought a shipment to my workshop - then spent 15 minutes on the phone telling his depot who he didn't have time for me to spend 10 minutes unloading it. He them drove it back to the depot 60 miles away and cost me two days lost production and £200 get the stuff moved back again
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England football [b]team[/b]
Bottom bracket.
I'm no engineer, but which bit of it is actually a bracket?
Holiday Inn, it isn't.
Universal fitting...
27.5" wheels.
Chinese fortune cookies. They are not Chinese, they do not actually read your fortune, and they are not cookies.
Singletrack world.. it's not.
Untold stories? I've read them.
clipless pedals
commitments to sustainable transport
speed limits
Skoda Superb. A very fine car for sure, but Superb is stretching it.
Skoda have previous in using 'caravan' names for their run of the mill cars.
Superb
Rapid
Favorit
FABia
ROOMster
Instead of
Adequate
Ordinary
Tolerable
Disappointing
Not That Big
Sealskinz.
I bet they're not.
Also moleskin trousers.
Also corduroy. Not made with real Roys.
The aim is to prefix any caravan you see with the word, "@r$e". Minutes of fun...
Does anyone fail? Pretty low measure of success.
Mars Bars
Milky Ways
Baby Oil.
Not made out of real babies.
Endura 'Clickfast' liners.
Computer mice
Railway sleepers
T-shirts
Slippers
Trainers
Running shoes - no they don't, they sit motionless until someone wearing them runs 🙄
Cycling infrastructure
Porcelain.
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looks nothing like a pig's mimsy
Any product with the word 'true' in its name will be complete gash
True
Endura 'Clickfast' liners.
I disagree; when I had some I hardly had to wait at all before "click!" the poppers would come undone.
That No More Tears shampoo for babies.
We used to give our kids a spoonful of that before bedtime but they still used to cry all night.
And what's the T in MTB?
(Yes, I know really, it's terrain.)
(Yes, I know really, it's terrain.)
that would be the T in ATB - All Terrain Bike
The T in MTB is 'tain' - MounTainBike
The T in MTB is 'tain' - MounTainBike
I thought it was Mainly Talk Bike?
Mostly Talkin' Bollocks?
Middle-aged Testicle Basher
Mum to Be
Mid-amble Transmission Burst
Mexico Tourist Board
Actually from a list of acronyms MTB is both 'Mountain Bike' and 'Mountain Trail Bike' but I suspect the later is a backronym.
Business intelligence.
Web architect.
Customer service.
Captainsasquatch. Probably not a real captain and highly likely not to be a Sasquatch.
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Most of the people in this picture call themselves a 'Secretary' but I be not one them can write shorthand or type at more than 75wpm.
Which one's taking the minutes?
Which one's taking the minutes?
Probably the one who's mucked up the lovely symmetrical ring binder and name card arrangement
Social smoking.
Has Great Britain been mentioned yet?
The word 'standard', when used in a cycling context.