a lot of people say to me..
'what the hell are you doing in my garden..!!? JESUS CHRIST [b]there's a naked man in our garden..!![/b]'
What do a lot of people say to you..?
Do you dye your bead?
(Not in a just for men way)
Stay at home dad, that is not really work is it..... Grrrr
No
"If you let me go, I promise I won't tell..."
a lot of people say to me..'what the hell are you doing in my garden..!!? JESUS CHRIST there's a naked man in our garden..!!'
Hmmmmmmffffffffffffffffff
Oooo, now I know why they call you Mr Sexy Sexy....
Sorry
I get "You're stronger than you look" all the time. [i]Everyone[/i] is stronger than I look.
"aren't you tall" standard answer is "no i've got my heels on". The amount of people that look down is priceless.
have you got a license for that?
"you look familiar"
Please stop following me
Nice sideburns
What the F@&% is your problem?
Have you just woken up.
'Wow, is that all? You look a LOT older than that'.
Don't point that thing at me!!
'Am I going to die?'
A vegan , what do you eat then ?
Or
why are you a vegan?
I usually lean in and say earnestly have I told you about the time I found Jesus - worth it just for the look of panic they try and hide
Excuse me, do you work here?
Usually in Wilkos. When I'm wearing a shirt and tie. Not wearing a red poloshirt with "Wilkos" in big yellow letters on it. 😉
"How long have you been a teacher?"
Not sure whether that's complimentary - or derogatory... 😐
"Excuse me, I can't reach the bran flakes, could you get a box down for me?"
Are you ok? You look like s***.
"i will start riding it when I get round to getting new tyres"
Please, help, god, noooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Daaaaaaaaad....... followed with some money taxing chat
'You should get some gears'
"Canada?"
'is it in yet?'
'is your carer here?'
How tall are you?
Still biking?
Do your Egyptian robot dance...............
......only since last week after works 'do' 😳
" Oh my god !! It's so big !! Is it real ? "
8)
When are you getting a proper job?
Have you got any proof for that?
You're weird...
Thanks for telling me - since I wasn't aware 🙄
bigdean - Member
"aren't you tall" standard answer is "no i've got my heels on". The amount of people that look down is priceless.
I'm taking that with me 🙂
"You're right."
"You look much older than that."
"It does sound good."
"Fair enough."
"Cheers."
The Yak is pretty lucky that way.
Do you ever find any gold in there?
Isn't this a footpath?
Did you cycle to work today?
.
What happens when it rains [on my cycle commute]?
.
Why don't you eat meat then?
.
You walk your dog IN THE DARK?!
(Usually in London )
"You're from Cumbria ! Where's that then, near Wales ?"
Why doesn't that Lefty fall over when you ride it?
"and you do this for fun?"
