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I often wear mrs buzz's pants to work - bit like a balaclave but they smell better.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 6:02 pm
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bit like a balaclave but they smell better.

Sounds like there are too many holes in them...


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 6:20 pm
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Tell the milf next door, its game over for her. 😯


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 6:50 pm
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Facebook open house party ...


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 8:02 pm
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An idea


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 8:19 pm
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Gluttony first

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Posted : 17/09/2013 10:45 pm
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Relaxing now
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Posted : 17/09/2013 10:46 pm
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I won't post a photo of my 'alone time'

But I'm saving up for a garden wee


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:47 pm
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Front or back garden, I'm not decided.

They both carry risks. The back is safer, but with more severe consequences.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:48 pm
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Front or back garden, I'm not decided.

They both carry risks. The back is safer, but with more severe consequences.

My innueno chip just exploded


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:50 pm
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bit like a balaclave but they smell better.

Leg holes for eyeholes.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:51 pm
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My innueno chip just exploded

I'm giving serious consideration to the side alley. It's the one passage where I'm guaranteed to not be visible.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:53 pm
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Pee off the roof FTW 😀


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:57 pm
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A most excellent thread ...


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 10:58 pm
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Pee off the roof FTW

Ok, this isn't totally off the cards. The back of this house has a little sticky out bit on the ground floor, kind of a triangular shape. Directly above this is a bedroom window. I could thrust out the window and wee down that.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 11:03 pm
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I can confirm that re-decorating whilst she was out went down like [s]the hooker I also had[/s] a lead balloon filled with depleted uranium shot, caught in the downdraft of a Chinook taking off on Jupiter.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 11:03 pm
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Seems acceptable compromise - avoid back-lighting and possibly go-pro it for the memory box.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 11:08 pm
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Riding motor bikes up the stairs is more fun! Though does present a problem removing tyre marks from the wall


Not tried thst. I can confirm that even though it is possible to ride a spacehopper down the stairs it is impossible to ride it back up again. Even if you make a ramp out of your housemate's desk.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 11:09 pm
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I don't have a GoPro, although my camera can shoot 3D apparently.

I'll get the womans underwear shot out in the morning. Purely for evidence, no posing.


 
Posted : 17/09/2013 11:23 pm
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"she" comes home tomorrow.

Sad times.

Must remember to do the [s]guilt[/s] recycling tomorrow to hide the bulk of the evidence. The rest was flushed.

I'm cramming in the junk food tonight.


 
Posted : 28/09/2013 9:56 pm
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I'm cramming in the junk food tonight.

Which end?


 
Posted : 28/09/2013 9:58 pm
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Feel a bit sick now


 
Posted : 28/09/2013 10:20 pm
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You have to do something to eff with her. Like leave a chainring in the dishwasher, or a cone wrench in the silverware drawer. 😈


 
Posted : 29/09/2013 3:54 am
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