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Therefore, you will not be "pulling the trigger" on making your purchase.

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Posted : 01/09/2015 9:54 pm
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Next you'll be saying bikes shouldn't be referred to as 'steeds'


 
Posted : 01/09/2015 9:56 pm
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Indeed.


 
Posted : 01/09/2015 9:56 pm
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Trigger's on the pull, though.

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Posted : 01/09/2015 9:57 pm
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I'm all of a quiver....


 
Posted : 01/09/2015 9:58 pm
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Mods! Mods! this thread should have been flagged with a Trigger Warning!


 
Posted : 01/09/2015 10:01 pm
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There is no online trigger.

FFS !

spoiler alert would've been nice - I recorded the internet earlier and was looking forward to watching it tonight

not much point now 😯 😥


 
Posted : 01/09/2015 10:20 pm
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Also: "use it in anger"

Next up will be black bike bits described as "tactical".


 
Posted : 01/09/2015 10:39 pm
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I thought black bits were "stealth".


 
Posted : 01/09/2015 10:44 pm
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Murdered.

Honestly, you lot are so behind the times.


 
Posted : 01/09/2015 10:47 pm
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See also 'dropping' money on a purchase.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 7:22 am
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"Investing" in some gewgaw or other liability.

I've often heard people say it about cars, desktop computers and other shiny things that lose half their value in the first year.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 7:39 am
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Surely if you pull the trigger on dropping a serious investment on some buttery smooth forks to weaponise your steed and therefore enhance your quiver (even if some are darkside) so you can murder the trails that's ok?


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 7:48 am
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I have no idea what you youngsters are talking about.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 7:50 am
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Are all idioms banned then?


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 7:51 am
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Idiots or idioms?


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 8:01 am
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It is also a short film, not an "edit".
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Posted : 02/09/2015 8:06 am
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It is also a short film, not an "edit".

No, it's actually more likely to be an edit than a short film. Especially if it has no script, no narrative, no plot and no characters.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 8:09 am
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No, it's actually more likely to be an edit than a short film. Especially if it has no script, no narrative, no plot and no characters.

I'm with Matt - edit is a verb for what you do to make a short film. Calling it an edit is very 'youth' but still silly.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 8:14 am
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I'm with Matt - edit is a verb for what you do to make a short film.

That's funny because when I was an assistant editor we used to produce edits. Or cuts. Editors and directors will often refer to taking a look at an edit or cut which might be the result of many days or weeks "editing".

Calling it an edit is [b]very 'youth'[/b] but still silly.

This is why you don't like it. I suppose language should be rigidly fixed at a certain exact time period. 1940 perhaps?


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 8:22 am
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You can call it what you like in the industry sonny (and dear god isn't some in-industry language total toss), but when you give it over to the public you've got to use our language!

Teenagers only use the term as they want to come over all industry savvy try hard. It's a phase, it'll pass.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 8:24 am
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Gah this again.

And the apologists for crappy standards emerge positing 'evolution' as a valid excuse for sloppiness or plain old made up nonsense.

Harumph!


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 8:29 am
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I thought black bits were "stealth".

Matt Black only, Shirley?


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 8:35 am
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Gah this again.

And the apologists for crappy standards emerge positing 'evolution' as a valid excuse for sloppiness or plain old made up nonsense.

Language changes. Deal with it and shut the **** up. Do you speak old english, or middle english or victorian english? No.

Changing or evolving definitions of words is not the same as changing standards. You probably use hundreds of modern abbreviations and definitions that would be nonsensical guff to someone living in the 70s or 80s. You just choose to react negatively to current shifts in definitions and language because it is "of the youth" and you are old.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 8:37 am
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You just choose to react negatively to current shifts in definitions and language because it is "of the youth" and you are old.

Have you read the thread properly - most of the phrases above are popularised by middle aged tossers. The phrases (e.g. quiver for collection of bikes or pull the trigger for buying something online) are regarded with humour/mirth/derision because there are popularised by middle aged tossers!

Having said that, I bet you say 'bants' don't you 😉


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 8:41 am
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Deal with it and shut the **** up.

Nice. Are you usually this rude to complete strangers? Probably another sign of your inability to recognise standards and social norms.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 8:43 am
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Have you read the thread properly

Did you read the post I was replying to? Did you read the post above it which user-boblo was commenting on? Did you notice that he commented

the apologists for crappy standards emerge positing 'evolution' as a valid excuse for sloppiness or plain old made up nonsense.

boblo - Member

Nice. Are you usually this rude to complete strangers? Probably another sign of your inability to recognise standards and social norms.

Just bants innit 😉 Welcome to the internet.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 8:45 am
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Just bants innit Welcome to the internet

It's not really though is it? It's just plain rude and unnecessary.

You forget, language is a shared resource and unless there is some standardisation, it quickly becomes unusable. And, you don't get to unilaterally change the standard under the guise of being 'yoof' or 'edgy'.

Anyway, I'm off for a ride in the sun ya caant (just bantz hey?).


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 8:53 am
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How am i supposed to snipe on ebay if i have no trigger damn you.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 8:56 am
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So stoked this morning ,I totally owned my commute .


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 8:59 am
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How am i supposed to snipe on ebay if i have no trigger damn you.

"Snipe on Ebay"? What kind of rifle do you use for that? Barret 98b? .338 Lapua? Spend days crawling through the long grass do you? in a ghillie suit is it? adjust for windage do you? Use a spotter do you? Killed many people have you? Red mist eh? One shot one kill?

Pffffffft.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 9:00 am
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Well, this thread's all gone a bit awks......


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 9:01 am
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So stoked this morning ,I totally owned my commute .

With bombers?


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 9:02 am
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Needs more roost


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 9:19 am
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Would love to have enough spare time on my hands to give enough of a shit about the phrases people use to take the time to post up about it..

(and yes, the irony of this comment isn't lost on me)


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 10:01 am
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Would love to have enough spare time on my hands to give enough of a shit about the phrases people use to take the time to post up about it..

Surely you can make time if it's something that you'd love to do?


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 10:10 am
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It appears he did make time for it, Ernest.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 10:14 am
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Do you speak old english, or middle english or victorian english?

wyrd bið ful aræd?

As clerkes ben ful subtile and ful queynte;
And prively he caughte hire by the queynte,

We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are,--
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
😆


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 10:20 am
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UK - I'm wearing a red t shirt.
USA - I'm rocking a red t shirt.

Rocking wtf grrrrrrr


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 10:25 am
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and an edit is something you do to a film, the film is the thing you show people[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 10:26 am
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edit is a verb for what you do to make a short film. Calling it an edit is very 'youth' but still silly.

I agree, using edit to describe a video annoys me more than it should.

Can you still call it an edit if it is just a ten second clip of a monkey drinking it own wee, or do you need to do some editing to call it an edit.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 10:28 am
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Can you still call it an edit if it is just a ten second clip of a monkey drinking it own wee, or do you need to do some editing to call it an edit.

Not even Hitchcock would dare to edit something so perfect as that.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 10:36 am
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As clerkes ben ful subtile and ful ****;
And prively he caughte hire by the
****,

Mods! Reported.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 10:38 am
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You forget, language is a shared resource and unless there is some standardisation, it quickly becomes unusable.

It doesn't though does it, it never has. It's always evolving and we all somehow manage to cope.

And, you don't get to unilaterally change the standard under the guise of being 'yoof' or 'edgy'.

Again, that's exactly what has always happened. Under any guise, language changes.

And it's always worked too.


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 10:45 am
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and an edit is something you do to a film, the film is the thing you show people

Damned language corruption - "film" is the strip of celluloid it's recorded on!!1!


 
Posted : 02/09/2015 11:19 am
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