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Tiny Dancer - Elton John

Bloody awful.

The wife is playing it now. Me and the boy are going outside to stand in the rain until it is over.

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Posted : 26/07/2009 10:37 am
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U2 post Rattle and Hum. Takeyour pick.


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 10:40 am
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I don't think I've ever heard that one. Lady In Red must be among the most nauseating though.


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 10:40 am
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anything played on radio 1(man i miss john peel!!!)


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 10:48 am
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Anything that's aimed at todays teenage generation. All as bad as each other.
Leona Lewis' cover version of Run is pretty awful along with Mark Ronsons murdered version of 'Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before' 👿


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 10:51 am
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"Wind of Change" by Scorpions


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 10:54 am
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That one that's got the wobbly Autotune voice, what's it called?


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 10:55 am
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...aah, that's all of them now.


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 10:59 am
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Agadoo surely.


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 11:00 am
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Anything on Singletrack Mark's iPod.


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 11:01 am
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Anything by Tony Blackburn, Terry Wogan and Rolf Harris has to be up there !!


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 11:05 am
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Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Cyndi Leper.

Make me want to kill people.


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 11:07 am
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Poker Face is a recent entry


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 11:09 am
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This

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Posted : 26/07/2009 11:20 am
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That Wet Wet Wet song - Love is all around me. Makes me want to punch the radio/tv


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 11:21 am
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Long haired lover from Liverpool - Little Jimmy Osmond [who has strangely morphed into a middle aged Cilla Black]

Its the one I'd take to a desert island as a reminder that, when the rescue ship comes over the horizon, you don't HAVE to go back.


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 11:24 am
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Nobody has even mention Rick Astley yet!!!

'Never gonna give you up'

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 11:29 am
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This

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Bit like one of those Al Qaeda beheading videos I imagine - something so awful you wished you'd never watched it.


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 11:31 am
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The song they play on Dutch radio.

In fact maybe it isn't just one song, but a load of similar songs, for the land where the mullet never died.


 
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Roper;

FFS, how did you know about it in the first place ?

LOL, really weird watching that shite.. 😆


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 12:09 pm
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Take your pick

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....or a baseball bat, piece of 4x2, brush steele......


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 12:17 pm
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Roper;

FFS, how did you know about it in the first place ?

You don't want to know. Lets just say I have to hear it on a regular basis 😥


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 12:26 pm
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Roper, I take it back. Elton's Tiny Dancer is the 2nd worst song in the history of time and space.

Hot Potato, Hot Potato... sticks in your head like chewing gum in the hair of a child.


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 12:30 pm
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roper, that is a pretty impressive pile of shite. I somehow managed to last for a staggering thirty nine seconds before I switched it off.

I've always thought this to be the worst song ever...

classic Euro trash.


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 1:03 pm
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every song ever done by black sabbath and iron maiden..


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 1:09 pm
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Celine Dion doing that one from Titanic, makes me feel physicaly sick 👿


 
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You don't want to know. Lets just say I have to hear it on a regular basis

Arrghh why did I open that link? Can't get that ****ing song out of my head now.


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 1:24 pm
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Euro-trash, you say? I think this is the definition of Euro-trash:


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 1:39 pm
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that wet wet wet song was by some 60's band originally. REM also convered it round about 1990. Both versions rather a lot more listenable.

Tiny Dancer isn't [i]that[/i] bad is it? I have it burbling away on youtube at the mo. Surely '[url=

has to be his biggest ball of cheese.

For me, 'Angels' by Robbie Williams really makes my skin crawl. Oh and that god-forsaken version of 'seasons in the sun' buy westlife too.


 
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DrJ,

Fantastic, we had friends at the time who, were so proud that they could do the birdie song dance... I mean yrs ago.. how innocent it all seemed then...


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 3:05 pm
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Shaddap 'a' you face. Can't/don't want to remember who it was by, (actually just thought of it: Joe Dolche), just a horrid pop non-song.


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 3:32 pm
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James Blunt, the only man to be his own rhyming slang.

And I speak from personal experience there.....


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 3:39 pm
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Anything R&B and Michael Bolton.


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 4:12 pm
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Pan pipe Moods.....

i worked on a very drab welding parts counter in Rushden, with the Pan Pipes Hits of the beatles on loop.

It was a dark time


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 5:21 pm
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Mull of Kintyre is one dreadful dirge


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 5:26 pm
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Good to see Elton john making a few appearances, and that Robbie Williams shitbag.
I Will Survive makes me turn the radio off everytime. Oh there's hundreds of others I can't think of at the mo.

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anything played on radio 1(man i miss john peel!!!) [/i]

That offends me. Radio 1 still has Mary Anne Hobbs, Huw Stephens, Rob Da Bank, The Essential mix, and more. Just cos daytime R1 is rubbish doesn't mean the whole station is. You obviously don't miss JP that much or you'd still be seeking out new stuff on those shows. [/rant over]


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 5:32 pm
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"Touch me in the morning" by Diana Ross.

My father had only three cassettes in the car for a 3 week trip around France when I was a kid.
Diana Ross's Greatest hits,
A badly recorded tape of phil collins (shudder)
and an album by supertramp.

It was a very very very long trip, I still have nightmares!


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 5:41 pm
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anything played on radio 1(man i miss john peel!!!)

Miss the Friday Rock Show with Tommy Vance more


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 5:43 pm
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my parents were Carpenters fans, "shoobi doo lang lay"

ffs


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 5:52 pm
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anything by that ****ing la roux


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 6:54 pm
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there is only 1 song that makes me want to shoot myself

1 - 'constant craving' by K.D Lang i if ever saw her in the street i would steal a car and run her over

on the shopfloor in work they have radio2 on all day and they must play the above fekin song everyday!!


 
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aaaaaaannnnnnddd eyeyeyeyeyeyeye willlllllll allwayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys
loooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Whitney Euston


 
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😆 Bassspine !


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 7:06 pm
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"lady in red" by that Irish freak, makes me want to vomit


 
Posted : 26/07/2009 7:15 pm
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This f*cking song


 
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