[Closed] The whole of Christmas rests on the next 5 minutes!

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/so-whos-got-the-santa-run-to-do

Oo, first closed thread of Christmas. Better hope cougar is asleep

I used to tell the kids if they saw Santa he would get angry and take all the presents away because only bad kids spy on Santa.

Also he would be noisy because he would be a bit drunk because everyone (in Scotland, anyway) leaves out a bottle of whisky for him. Santa can get quite raucous here.

And then there was the very quiet elf left to guard the presents until it was daylight - again if they saw the elf, no presents...

If only I'd heard about the Krampus back then I could have enhanced Xmas discipline even more. 🙂