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One of Pat's finest videos!

Take heed all you Guardian readers.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:22 am
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he seems like a balanced individual 😉


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:25 am
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The Daily Mail for people with a 2.2 in sociology.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:38 am
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Flips over to the Guardian website incase something crazy's happened. No, it looks like the guardian... Not a mention of Isreal anywhere today. they must be having a day off.

Woooaaahhhh... it just keeps going...

When does he start on the Chlorination of Water?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:44 am
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Folk still wear that style of shirt?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:44 am
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The Daily Mail for people with a 2.2 in sociology.

Cod with your chip?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:49 am
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The Daily Mail for people with a 2.2 in sociology.

Whereas Mail readers think there's "no such thing as sociology"?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:51 am
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no daily mail readers think 'oooh an ology'


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:52 am
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Perfect summary of the average guardian reader around 2:30. 🙂


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:53 am
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I haven't watched the video yet, but from the preview picture is it the bloke who get's slightly upset by various religious stuff?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 11:54 am
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If you've got an ology, you're a scientist


 
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Perfect summary of the average guardian reader around 2:30.

What is it? (don't have audio)


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 12:07 pm
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Managed all of about two minutes. Jeez, what a tosser but hey if it gives right wingers something to masturbate over this morning, well, hey, fill yer boots.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 12:07 pm
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What is it? (don't have audio)

something about being sanctimonius and calling everyone who disagrees with you a fascist

which is funny because thats pretty much what hes doing!


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 12:11 pm
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It's a newspaper, if I buy it does that mean I killed a little baby Jew?
[I don't buy it by the way, I don't buy any papers, so no little baby Jews were harmed in the writing of this comment, nor would I wish for them to be.]

Wow, retirement and webcams - someone needs a new hobby!


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 12:16 pm
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it gives right wingers something to masturbate over this morning, well, hey, fill yer boots.

Is that what they do? In their boots?

Ewww.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 12:16 pm
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Bollocks, shoulda known I'd get picked up on that. 🙂


 
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It's a newspaper, if I buy it does that mean I killed a little baby Jew?

Ah this is getting interesting now, I'm guessing he's conflating criticism of the state of Israel with criticism of Jewish religion/culture/peoples and using this mistake as proof of anti-semitism at the Granuaid?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 12:24 pm
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Well, he called Israel a legitimate democracy where Arabs and Jews coexist quite peacefully. If I'm honest, I got at least a semi after hearing that.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 12:26 pm
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*Moves boots to safe location*


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 12:27 pm
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When does he start on the Chlorination of Water?

Don't be so dismissive - introducing foreign substances into our precious bodily fluids, without the knowledge of the individual, is the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it during the physical act of love, a profound sense of fatigue overcame me, as I experience a loss of life essence. I do not avoid women, but now I do deny them my essence. Damn those Commies.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 1:33 pm
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It's really weird hearing someone's argument out loud as a spiel like this. I'm listening and want to click on hyperlinks to supporting evidence, as if it were a blog post or wiki. There's this weird 'click' thing where I expect to see a hyperlink... I think my brain is broken.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 2:11 pm
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I was expecting maybe little footnotes along the bottom where he cited references as well.

Even though I knew he was an internet loon, I was still thinking, well what study did you find that in...

Ernie - we Are agreed!!!

I can no longer sit back and allow, communist inflitration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and inpurify all of our precious bodily fluids!


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 2:25 pm
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"nowadays the Guardian has become so obsessed with the State of Israel and has come to hate it with such [b][i]a lop-sided Scandinavian intensity[/i][/b] that it's lost all sense of proportion."

Top ranting, he seems quite cross about something, not sure what but I think it's something about Jews.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 2:37 pm
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Are the scandinavians particularly lop sided and intense? or is he being Scandinavianist? If so that's not very nice...


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 2:39 pm
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Perfect summary of the average guardian reader around 2:30.

I didn't get that far, I realised around the two minute mark that I'd actually stopped listening a minute and a half ago.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 3:03 pm
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the comments its garnered on youtube have turned into a massive anti islam bitchfest, 9/11 seems to be mentioned a lot


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 3:10 pm
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[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p00dcy48/comedy_clips_horrible_histories_viking_rock_band/ ]grauniad news room[/url]


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 3:12 pm
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Lost interest at 3:00 but he appears to be mistaking criticism of the state and it's politics for the religious persecution inherent in anti-Semitism.

Certain not far short of swivel-eyed lunacy though!


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 3:16 pm
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More of the same here: http://www.patcondell.net/


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 3:19 pm
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the comments its garnered on youtube have turned into a massive anti islam bitchfest, 9/11 seems to be mentioned a lot

Yeah, but it's [i]YouTube comments.[/i] Normal rules don't apply. I wouldn't be surprised to see Islamaphobic rants and conspiracy theories following a video clip showing the Tellytubbies running out of custard.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 3:19 pm
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he appears to be mistaking....

I don't think he's mistaking anything.......he knows exactly what he's doing.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 3:20 pm
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Its not the same bloke is it?

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More of the same here: http://www.patcondell.net/
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Wait - so he's a comedian? Is the chap in the video a pub landlord style character?


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 4:38 pm
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Ernie:

"essence" 😀 oldskool film post of the week. 😆


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 4:44 pm
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As a Guardian reader I find him frighteningly close to the truth. 😳


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 4:45 pm
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I strongly urge everyone to watch the last 20 seconds. Amongst the most terrifying things I have ever seen...

if that's comedy it very very dry...


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 4:49 pm
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Who is Pat Condell?

(serious question...)


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 4:49 pm
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Condell


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 4:52 pm
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Still not sure but reckon he's gonna have to answer to the coca-cola company.


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 4:53 pm
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after reading that wikipedia entry i think hes just a massive piss-taking troll

he'll be moving on to the lizards next


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 4:58 pm
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The ending reminds me of that scene in The Dark Knight when the Joker makes that video of himself torturing that 'wannabe vigilante' whilst threatening to kill someone each day. I'm assuming that is where this series of vids is going?


 
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after reading that wikipedia entry i think hes just a massive piss-taking troll

I think he's just a massive arse!

Condell has spoken favourably of Geert Wilders[45] and has described the Quran as hate speech

Condell has been resolute and outspoken in his opposition to the development of Park51, near the site of the 11 September 2001 World Trade Center attack, in lower Manhattan. On 4 June 2010, he released a video titled "No Mosque at Ground Zero"


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 5:12 pm
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Surprised if he hasn't been arrested with something like inciting racial hatred (or religious equivalent)


 
Posted : 15/08/2012 5:14 pm
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His wikipedia entry paints a picture of an objectionable arse. Seems he has it in for everyone. And he supports UKIP, nuff said.

...and he's a fascist and a crank.


 
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