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Following on from this thread -
http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/are-you-the-prefect-man/
What do the men of STW want in their perfect woman? I bet our lists are a lot shorter than those fussy females who responded to the survey. BTW the answer "my penis" is way too obvious 😆
The perfect women, doesn't exist
I predict that this thread will close shortly
Obsessive about strava
constantly bickering over new bike technology
wants to put disc brakes on a cyclocross bike
only eats low GI food
only drinks red wine due to the anti oxidants
thinks jokes about push bikes are funny
can't decide whether to go tubeless/29er/650b/fixed/ss
thinks fat bikes are good
debates how effective a helmet is at protecting you
likes cotic bikes
likes/loaths orange
asks what tyre/tyre pressure for non specific bike situation
etc
Mrs (insert posters username)
/thread, unless you want to get busted by she who must not be upset....
Dunno but I'm as far from perfect as you can get. 🙄
Shrugs shoulders (except for the injured one) real genuine folk are so much more interesting.
one who turns up naked, and brings some beer 😀
[i]real genuine folk are so much more interesting.[/i]
Imperfect people are more betterer than perfect people?
one who turns up [s]naked[/s]with food and brings some beer
[i]one who turns up naked, and brings some beer[/i]
I hope your first date isn't at the cinema.
😯
Obsessive about stravaconstantly bickering over new bike technology
wants to put disc brakes on a cyclocross bike
only eats low GI food
only drinks red wine due to the anti oxidants
thinks jokes about push bikes are funny
can't decide whether to go tubeless/29er/650b/fixed/ss
thinks fat bikes are good
debates how effective a helmet is at protecting you
likes cotic bikes
likes/loaths orange
asks what tyre/tyre pressure for non specific bike situation
Really? I'm not yet convinced having a girlfriend into all this would be good for me. I like going out on my bike with my mates partly because its 'my' time. I know some people like it, just not sure it'd be for me
Perfect Woman!
Tig bits
Mute
Tig bits
Brunette mm maybe blonde, or auburm/red
Tig Bits
Eyes, yes two!
Tig Bits
Size 8-12, dont want a bouncy castle!
Tig bits
Good cook
Tig bits
Lets me have my free time
Tig bits
Doesnt care what I earn
Tig bits
Understands the offside rule so dont constantly have to explain it
Tig Bits
Doesnt mind collecting me and my mates from the pub and cooking supper at 2am! For me and my mates!
Oh did I mention tig bits!
Really? I'm not yet convinced having a girlfriend into all this would be good for me. I like going out on my bike with my mates partly because its 'my' time. I know some people like it, just not sure it'd be for me
No not really - clearly I thought 🙂
Ok I'd like a blonde slim single child math geek with questionable taste in music, a weird love for cableknit and knees highs and an unhealthy obbession with Saturday lie ins
Oh and if she could pretend to like odd aubergine and cauliflower experimental cooking that would be a plus
Is prepared to talk to me.
Doesn't fart too much*.
*I am prepared to compromise on this.
Just to add balance, nobody is perfect, before I get flamed for a joke.
All women are beautiful. Perfect, no. Lovely, yes. (OK there are exception!) Lets say most.
Mrs Bouy
She's a great role model.
keeps out of the shed/garage?
Unless that's some sort of filthy euphemism, you've got no chance emszpretend to like odd aubergine and cauliflower experimental cooking
Likes (doing) sport in general? The biggest bone of contention in the Spoon household is her refusal to enjoy sport with me. She'll happily go and do stuff with her firends, but spending any time doing anything active with me is sure to cause tantrums and sulking.
She is football mad though, tried to convince me that going to chelsea matches together would be fun. I've got to say 40,000 people chanting "I'd rather be a **** than a Yid" (and that was at the mild end of the chanting)isn't my idea of a well spent afternoon!
Mrs Yeti.
Hopefully she'll read this thread to make a change from all the times she's read posts where I've been trying to hit on a lesbian.
mrs yeti
A dead one.
Just warm....
I jest.
I like to think I lower the tone of this forum.
[i]I like to think I lower the tone of this forum. [/i]
You've no chance at that title while the B/E Bros are in town.
😉
mrs yeti +2
fatima whitbreasd
Imperfect people are more betterer than perfect people?
Except those with badly behaved dogs. 😉
B/E Bro's?
One that makes me laugh.
Mrs Pigface had me in stitches yesterday 😆
[url= http://www.justgiving.com/Claireaklong ]Here she is look! Give her money and I'll get my tits out![/url]
Bwaarp - Solo thinks some of us are bell-ends.
Scardy, I wish it was LOL. I made it on the weekend, sort of curry thing, she made 'a face' didn't quite cover it up in time. 🙂
But yes, sod euphemism, being ace in the sack is pretty much a must!! LoL
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/12/what-makes-the-perfect-wo_n_91117.html
[i]Blue-eyes[/i]
Nein!
[i]Blonde hair[/i]
Nein!
[i]Most importantly, on a salary considerably lower than her boyfriend or husband.[/i]
Well, at least I got that right...
[i]Weigh a slim nine-and-a-half stones[/i]
Er, I did once.
[i]Live on her own[/i]
Alas, marriage has made me even more imperfect.
[i]Occasionally wear glasses.[/i]
I wear them most of the time, do I get extra points for that?
Mrs Yeti ticks those boxes except for gorgeous brown eyes!
The Southern Yeti - Member
Here she is look! Give her money and I'll get my tits out!
I've already paid her and to be honest she wasn't all that.
[i]I've already paid her and to be honest she wasn't all that. [/i]
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Emotionally stable, laughs at my often questionable jokes, has teh skillz and likes riding bikes. I'm lucky, Mrs Shake is pretty close.
I've already paid her and to be honest she wasn't all that.
This time you get to see my tits!
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*gets comfy*
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Solo - are you having a bit of a breakdown at the moment?
This time you get to see my tits!
Yeah, but I'm worried about further dissapointment. Once bitten......maybe you could give me a quick flash for reassurance?
It's pay and display only I'm afraid.
Where's GW, he's always telling us how awesome he is, surely he must be the perfect woman as well?
Nice tits, but I prefer boobies.
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