[Closed] The perfect “Dirty Lunch”?

Pie chips and a pint.

pie barm.
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Harry the Spider nails it first post.
All it needs is a fritter on the roll and some broon sauce.

Excellent choice of beverage. Vintage!

Dirty boy!

Anything from here...

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Filthy.

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The ultimate perversion. A large doner at lunchtime, while sober.

Chilli sauce? 😀

"Jason Donervan" Brilliant! 😆

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oh god, having flashbacks to Jason's Donervan from my nights at the Lounge. M&Ms up whiteladies was better.

Sushi FTW.

My dirty lunch of choice. Even gets written on the shopping list as 'dirty food' by Zoe.

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bikebouy - Member

Sushi FTW.

Have a word with yourself FFS! 😕

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FTFY

Chips, battered sausage and curry sauce
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Erm.. Sushi to you lot would be "dirty" 😆

[i] bikebouy - Member

Erm.. Sushi to you lot would be "dirty"[/i]

So you haven't seen what binners does with fish then, have you.

Ain't you the lucky one.
😯

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Haggis Supper...lots of brown sauce and a tin of Irn Bru.

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Haggis Supper...lots of brown sauce

a round one though...not a long one.

This post comes to you live from KFC on the A40 just outside Ross on Wye.
My lunch does not incorporate any vegetables. I win.

A Zinger tower burger I hope?

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served alongside

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I have forsaken my usual ZTB in place of 3 pieces of fatty poultry protein.

Am I the only one who while eating KFC isn't always 100% confident exactly which part of the bird I'm putting in my mouth?

Am I the only one who while eating KFC isn't always 100% confident exactly which part of the bird I'm putting in my mouth?

Rather like a drunken one night stand?

A Zinger tower burger I hope?

Now that I have decontaminated my hands with 3x sheets of lemon-scented bog roll it's time to waddle back to the motorbike and see whether Al "pickled hedgehog" Leigh is at home...

*buuuerrreereepppppppp*

So you haven't seen what binners does with fish then, have you.

Middle of Skate anyone?

Am I the only one who while eating KFC isn't always 100% confident exactly which part of the bird I'm putting in my mouth?

Or indeed which particular type of bird in the first place.

Zinger tower box meal is frankly a "culinary" masterpiece. However my post race meal of choice has to be a large big mac meal with 5 chicken selects on the side.

Absolute filth.

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WT actual F is that?

Any dirty pizza from here:

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Yes you read correctly: 20 inch pizza £9.99

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"Mexican" burger with nachos in melted cheese, jalapeños and chili jam. £3 from the Local Sarnie Shop. Full of WIN today.

retro83, yeah, but don't forget 'West End Foods' just down from there, where you can buy a huge variety of different foodstuffs, but all the same shade of orange 😯

Chips, fish, sausages, chicken, pies, kebabs, etc - all orange. Unfortunately this also happens to be on the route back from the beer festival 😳

That Mexican burger doesn't look even remotely dirty. I'd eat that without an ounce of regret!

Bit of a poor excuse of a burger that.

Zinger tower box meal is frankly a "culinary" masterpiece. However my post race meal of choice has to be a large big mac meal with 5 chicken selects on the side.

May I point sir in the direction of the mozzerella dippers chaser...

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Craving a burger now. Luckily it's tea out tonight so I may have one of these.

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Donner kebab is disgusting. Tastes of grease and regret.

A big selection of bakes from greggs would be my choice. I love the chicken ones and the sausage and bean if they still do that. Washed down with irn bru.

I'm very suspicious of "exotic" burgers since the time I was in the Courthouse in Peebles and ordered the "Fork in Hell" Burger. 👿
The description on the menu sounded quite tasty.
In retrospect, with the name and the amount of times the words Ghost and Chilli were mentioned I should have seen it coming.... 😳

Work's more or less over a Burrito bar.
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Donner kebab is disgusting. Tastes of grease and regret.

Depends how many pints you've had 😀

Where's that Lemonysam?

Donner kebab is disgusting

's a health food innit? Only time I've ever eaten salad at 2 a.m. 😉

Craving a burger now. Luckily it's tea out tonight so I may have one of these.

no plate?

Where's that Lemonysam?

I've actually changed my mind. Salad You Tiau from Chilli Padi. The right hand dish here:
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in spite of having Salad in the name it's a dish of prawn filled doughnuts smothered in mayonnaise.