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Thanks to someone who sent me the link.... thought I'd take it out of the other thread how you all getting on?
. <span id="readout5">HypnoDrone tech now available... </span>
. <span id="readout4">Releasing the HypnoDrones </span>
. <span id="readout3">All of the resources of Earth are now available for clip production </span>
. <span id="readout2">Full autonomy attained in 3 hours 6 minutes 20 seconds</span>
And now I don't need to do anything
http://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html
All of the resources of Earth are now available for clip production
My bonus is going to be AMAZING this year.
1.79 for the app?!
Nup.
Damn you, I've just wasted 50 minutes watching those mesmerising numbers, and now I'm late making dinner 😉
<p class="console"> > <span id="readout1">Full autonomy attained in 2 hours 26 minutes 55 seconds</span><span id="cursor" class="pulsate">|</span></p>
yeah turns out full autonomy was only step 1....
2.2 Octillion and counting
Fun little diversion.
Full autonomy attained in 3 hours 6 minutes 20 seconds
How is that even possible?!
2 hrs 33 mins 5 secs
How is that even possible?!
Just ask yourself.....What would Flashy do?
In America, first you get the paperclips, then you get the power, then you get the orthopaedic footwear.
How is that even possible?!
No idea but I would say I do strategy and problem solving for a living 🙂 Might have to add that to linked in but as I've been beaten I best keep quiet, might need another run now I know what it's doing
Stalled on stage 3 though
Full autonomy attained in 2 hours 8 minutes 28 seconds
Is there an end to the game?
Oh quite a way further
Spoilers within
https://universalpaperclips.gamepedia.com/Universal_Paperclips_Wiki
"Full autonomy attained in 2 hours 48 minutes 15 seconds"
That's totally less than I've been playing.
Well, either stage 3 is bloody tedious or I'm doing it wrong.
Ah. Yes, I'm doing it wrong.
It's a really interesting parable about humans destruction, not by a malicious AI, just one who blinking loves making paperclips.
I can see this and Roko's Basilisk making for some bleaker sci-fi than the current Black Mirror episodes that have covered the same sort of ideas (AutoFac and Metalhead?).
Universal Paperclips achieved in 4 hours 28 minutes 43 seconds
Thank ****!! Finished.
Goodnight.
Paperclips: 30,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
I loved it when I finished it a few months ago. Brilliant.
Paperclips: 30,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
All the universe’s resources now converted to paperclips!
100000 in 30 mins - not entirely sure what I'm doing, but it's addictive.
Full autonomy in 3h39m26s
What just happened?
Phase 2.