"Perhaps, with all the new sexual experimentation reported in the survey, we should just be glad that dogs and horses can't talk, and leave it at that?"...

I would never fake it as quickly as it actually happens 😯

I'll admit to having had partners with whom I couldn't always "get there", particularly on follow-up bouts, but I'd never fake - it's destructive and untruthful 🙁

Don't start what you can't finish simon.

oh and someone pass the mind bleach.

Don't start what you can't finish simon

as long as she gets there OK it's not exactly a problem :o)

Anyone think of that hairy arse of sfb's pumping away to no avail? Well if you weren't, you are now! 😀

Anyone think of that hairy arse of sfb's pumping away to no avail?

ahem, I'll thank you [b]not[/b] to fantasise about me kiddo!

Scarred for life.

it also says 10% of men admit to paying for prostitutes, and suggests the real figure may be higher, which I find shocking 🙁

I read something interesting a few weeks ago suggesting that women tend to orgasm during foreplay more than they come during penetrative sex BUT women are more likely to verbalise their enjoyment at a time when they think their man will come.

Keep yer eyes and ears peeled gents!

ahem, I'll thank you not to fantasise about me kiddo!

why do you let yourself care what he's thinking about?

Torminalis - Member
I read something interesting a few weeks ago suggesting that women tend to orgasm during foreplay more than they come during penetrative sex BUT women are more likely to verbalise their enjoyment at a time when they think their man will come.

So when she's shouting "OOOOHHHH SHOOT YOUR LOAD UP ME BIG BOY" she's really thinking 'hurry up and get it over with, then get the kettle on'?

I assure you, it's not a fantasy! My imagination ran away despite me chasing it desperately. 🙂

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why do you let yourself care what he's thinking about?

I don't in the least :o)

I assure you, it's not a fantasy!

but you [b]would[/b] say that 🙂

I want his hair-cut.

I've already got his belly.

Surf-Mat, how dare you! I've just had some lovely turkey and it's coming back. Mleh!

she's really thinking 'hurry up and get it over with, then get the kettle on'?

poor interpretation, might she not just be encouraging him to get as much pleasure as possible ? Unlike with bikes finishing quickly isn't necessarily better 🙂

if he needs that many guns perhaps his own equipment is lacking ?

On hindsight opening this thread after eating was probably not the smartest thing I've done today...

On hindsight opening this thread after eating

"you want mayo on that ?" 🙂

Wow...........
Russell brand has put a bit of weight on.... 😯

I've always likened my club's saturday ride to sex.

Somedays it's great and you want it to go on and on, other days you just want it over with so you can get back home to the wife.

Where'd you find the picture of the naked Klingon?

It's a bit of an odd report, that. You can't easily generalise I don't think, performance it's dependent on your relationship with your partner (be that emotional or, well, physical).

You can't easily generalise I don't think, performance it's dependent on your relationship

yeah, but statistics can never reflect that!

I'm mystified by this sentence: "Anal sex is sharply on the rise, and not just among gay men, but among heterosexuals, too – including women."

If it wasn't including women, how would it be heterosexuals??

how would it be heterosexuals

they often like to bum each other for a change (so I'm told)

If it wasn't including women, how would it be heterosexuals??

Actually, the link for that picture is probably relevant here as well...
[url= http://www.****/news/article-444436/Now-scientists-create-sheep-thats-15-human.html ]Better Lovin through Chemistry[/url]

it also says 10% of men admit to paying for prostitutes

One person I know always advises that if it floats flies or f**** rent it.

 

One person I know always advises that if it floats flies or f**** rent it.

how romantic...

Can't remember a time when I've faked it - I have been so drunk I've fallen to sleep have way through though!!

I have been so drunk I've fallen to sleep have way through though!!

Bit tricky for a bloke to fake it I'd have thought, seem to remember a comedy clip (Absolutley?) where a guy had a bike pump and a pot of yoghurt under the covers.

If they'd surveyed all my past lovers, the percentage would have been a lot higher...

😉

Not tricky for (gay) blokes to fake it, to quote Joan Rivers "... just spit on his back".

it also says 10% of men admit to paying for prostitutes

I expect they get quite cross if you don't.

Women think they're smart because they can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
Where as men fake a whole relationship for the sake of orgasm........

the report also says women are are lot keener on sex than is commonly thought...

is that "commonly thought" by men?

Rachel

is that "commonly thought" by men?

good point 🙂

though I commonly think they're all gagging for me despite ample evidence to the contrary 🙁

I think it's commonly thought by a group of men who sadly still can't actually relate to women in a normal way, and who's only meaningful relationship with a women (their mother) has sort of clouded every single one further down the line...

Those sorts of men still think like that, yeah...

Vaguely interesting report and no doubt stimulating and informative for the OP........

Reminds me of the old chestnut -

Her ....What's taking you so long?
Him.....I can't think of anyone

Could apply to either gender I suppose !

Sorry, but I don't agree a woman can fake an orgasm, well other than to be obviously completely fake. It's not about noises afterall. But then I don't (and never have) sleep with women I don't know

And this isn't a 'hey, I ALWAYS satisfy the ladies' post, sometimes you do, sometimes you don't, but it's sad life if they have to pretend they did and they didn't...speaks volumes about the whole relationship. Swings and roundabouts, sometimes I'll not feel like it but just make sure the young lady (affectionate term, deoesn't have to be 'young') has some fun.

As for prostitutes, maybe I'm off a different planet, but I never really got the point. That's just physical surely, and it it's just physical someone wants, well DIY isn't it?

sometimes you do, sometimes you don't

I just keep on trying different things till they come 🙂 Perhaps I only sleep with women who are easily pleased.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think we care!

sfb- you could be ****ing right now!

Ushers 10 year old daughter, keen mountainbiker, away from the PC............ 😯

[i]orgasm gap [/i]
come again!! 8)

being such an expert. lay down some skillz.......

being such an expert. lay down some skillz......

it's all about using your imagination 🙂

I've just remembered 3 occasions, with the same woman, where nothing worked. The 2nd time I quizzed her and discovered she was on antidepressants, so I told her to stop and 2 weeks later she was coming like a rocket 🙂 They had the same effect on me when I was taking them 🙁

sfb - seriously, this isn't newsgroups.alt.sex.details you know....

allthegear - Member

is that "commonly thought" by men?

No, that's 'commonly thought' as in 'women like to make men believe'. Although there is the whole 'if a woman admits she likes sex she's a slapper' issue to get over, I still don't get why a girl I'm with can't just say "I'm feeling distinctly frisky, come get some"*. Or, sufficiently few do so that those who do seem a little unusual.

*- I paraphrase, obviously. Although wouldn't that be a cool come to bed line?!

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This is the most bizarre thread to date since I've been hanging around here. You lot need to get a hobby. Have any of you ever tried mountain biking as a form of riding?

Have any of you ever tried mountain biking as a form of riding?

in between riding one's mind wanders to other forms of entertainment 🙂

I reckon the number of men faking is pretty high too. I know I have a few times. Some girls just don't....inspire. I don't know if it's been to meet some expectation or just natural but some bedroom activities I've been party to really aren't stimulating for me. Best practise has been to pretend it's all over and give a hug.

Here's a tip for the ladies. Little samuri is packed full of sensitive nerves. If you start biting or hitting him, he's most likely going to try and get away.

"Oooh that was great, you're amazing, goodnight."

What's that photo of Russell Brand doing on here?

It takes a lot of practice to make women orgasm.

An impossible task ... 😡

It takes a lot of practice to make women orgasm.

but it's fun practicing - and I've been doing it a [b]long[/b] time 🙂

An impossible task

I disagree - certainly compared to my ex-wife most women are ridiculously easy to please!