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Bronze for our clay pigeon fella.


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 7:33 pm
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basic passing / handling error led to a situation where she then 'had' to grab a shirt to prevent a score. Which then led to a score anyway.

Then a girl down led to an overlap, and a bad bounce led to the 'in the air tackle' - unfortunate but she did wrap her arms round instead of just getting run over. And then 2 girls down and a rout was inevitable, with panic setting in and error after error.

One poor pass.....


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 7:34 pm
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@derekb
I agree there as well actually, tennis, football & rugby shouldn't be included. Where do you draw the line though? horse dressage? *sneers*
road cycling is professional though eh? shirley that shouldn't be excluded?


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 7:35 pm
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Anything that is judged rather than won, not a proper sport.

Anything where you can earn more than a million, not a proper Olympic sport.

Edit - anything where you need a million to take part, not a proper sport. So that's the horsey stuff gone.


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 7:37 pm
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road cycling is professional though eh? shirley that shouldn't be excluded?

Honestly wouldn't miss it. The World Champs and TdF, Classics etc all more important than olympics imo.

Footie, tennis, golf - Definitely not. What's the point? Like road cycling they've already got major trophies with lots of history.


 
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road cycling is professional though eh? shirley that shouldn't be excluded?

Honestly wouldn't miss it. The World Champs and TdF, Classics etc all more important than olympics imo.

Footie, tennis, golf - Definitely not. What's the point? Like road cycling they've already got major trophies with lots of history.


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 7:40 pm
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Is golf in it?? Thats not even a sport.

[i]@derekb[/i] ๐Ÿ˜† where'd that come from?


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 7:43 pm
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Sailings on Red button now.
Day 1
Nick D (windsurfing) won both races, Briony sitting in 7th overall ATM
Nick T (laser) just out of top ten, Ali doing ok currently in 17th (race still on)


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 7:44 pm
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Also, you know when a team of like 20 footballers get medals - they give em out like they're screwed up Kitkat wrappers.. but then gymnastics.. a draw! No! we can't give out two of our precious medals! We will split you so someone goes home with nothing! Dunloikthat neever


 
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lol, well where does the dez bit come from? I've always sneakily thought your first name must be derek?! ๐Ÿ˜€ Derek! Desmond?


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 7:46 pm
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The Olympics should be the pinnacle of any sport which would rule out many like tennis, football, golf, road cycling.


 
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Badminton that's another silly one

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Is that talking from experience?


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 8:00 pm
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[i]I've always sneakily thought your first name must be derek?![/i]

I'm sure I've admitted that on here before ๐Ÿ˜†

Syncronised diving on now. Where else could you see such [s]buff bods in trunks[/s] ahem skillful diving??


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 8:12 pm
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A bit sweary and NSFW but funny....
Mods please delete if to sweary


 
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*Goes off to find the sit up bench*


 
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always amazes my how they can jump off the top dale and go in head first, tried the top dale years ago as wean, feet first, bloody sore that was, and the end of my olympic diving career! ๐Ÿ˜†


 
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What do folk think is the hardest Olympic sport for a novice to do?
Contrary to a post above I think that the horsey 3 day eventing thing is one of the toughest but my only equine experience is on a Blackpool donkey.I couldn't do anything at all in the gymnastics and not much more than a belly flop in the diving. Might struggle in the boat and slalom canoe too.


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 8:30 pm
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See, that's the Olympics for ya. Off the top board, headfirst. And we're only on day 3.


 
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Doesn't look like the cleanest Olympic water I've ever seen....


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 8:32 pm
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I'm always amazed their trunks stay on


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 8:36 pm
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The bay is full of raw sewage, the road race course left the lead women's rider in intensive care with concussion, the stadia are empty, not a good advert really. Like the IOC give a sh1t. And no, golf, tennis, football, road cycling, walking have no place at the games.

Some good stuff so far tho. The gymnasts are impressive especially the rings, that looks blddy hard.


 
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btw just saw earlier, whats up with badminton? great sport, starts on thursday. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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Couldn't disagree more jekkyl! The inclusion of professional sports, which already have hundreds of high profile tournaments, has really detracted from the Olympics in my view. Football? Tennis? bloody millionaires pretending a gold medal is important to them? Dunloikit

I agree completely it should be taken back to basics , oiled up greek tossing


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 9:13 pm
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To quote Mrs V..... while she's under they're going to need to retrieve her cossy from up her arse crack.

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Posted : 08/08/2016 9:28 pm
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Gymnastics now ....that's proper Olympic stuff!

The Chinese synchronised divers were spectacular....our lads did v well to get a bronze.


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 9:49 pm
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Beach volleyball anybody?


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 9:49 pm
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The rules are too complicated.


 
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[quote=nick1962 ]What do folk think is the hardest Olympic sport for a novice to do?

Define "do" and "novice". Lots of them are pretty much impossible for a complete novice.

Just to talk about those I have a clue about, if by "do" you mean getting through all the gates, then you need to be semi-expert to do the canoe slalom - I could probably manage that, but then I was at one point in the top 50 in this country, anybody much below that level wouldn't. If you've never paddled a racing boat before you wouldn't even make to the start line in a sprint kayak (and I imagine the same goes for the rowing) - though I could quite competently take part in that despite being nowhere as good as I was at slalom. I guess for the sprint kayaking, you're probably talking about weeks to months of training to complete the course in the boats they use, for the slalom, years.

Windsurfing - well it's going to take you a while to get to a point you can stand up holding the sail, but you'll still be falling in at every turn.

Horses - I've galloped on horses, I don't think I'd even make it over the first jump.

Stuff I don't know about:
BMX - they have gaps don't they? Not sure I could complete their course despite almost being capable on a bike.

Pole vault!!!

Gymnastics - got to be quite tricky to do anything with some of those bits of kit they use


 
Posted : 08/08/2016 10:28 pm
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Blimey, if the men's 7s is anywhere near as entertaining as the women's! Quality stuff.


 
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Anything where you can earn more than a million, not a proper Olympic sport.

I love basketball, and I'm enjoying watching the USA play some outrageous moves as they comprehensively muller Venuzuela, but I'm inclined to think that the millionaires of the NBA shouldn't really be there. Even an U21 / College age group team would be a match for most countries.

I'm interested to know too - do the millionaire olympians muck in like the amateurs? Are Andy and Jamie Murray sharing a room in the village. Will Justin Rose be queuing for food alongside the Judo squad. Are the NBA millionaires claiming a need for proper hotels because they're too big for the beds? Will they be aiming to tap off with the Beach Volleyballers at the closing ceremony?


 
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[quote=theotherjonv ]I'm interested to know too - do the millionaire olympians muck in like the amateurs?

Some of them do, certainly - I'm not sure about all of them. The Murrays come across as really enjoying being part of a team - I'd be very surprised if they weren't in the village. Having said that, ISTR some of them staying out of the village before their events at previous games because it didn't suit their preparations - I'm thinking of complete sports teams here rather than those with lots of money.

Who knows with the golfists who don't seem terribly excited by the whole thing?


 
Posted : 09/08/2016 3:22 am
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I think the Murrays are sharing a room in the village.


 
Posted : 09/08/2016 7:31 am
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I do hope so - when I played sport (last century) I used to just love being around a team, and the giggles of being at an Olympics with all those teams full of the world's best must be great. Maybe that should be the deciding factor - if you're too 'big' to share digs with three other athletes in a student hall of residence, then the Olympics are not for you.

I also hope that someone somewhere is organising a tennis vs badminton ping pong tournament.


 
Posted : 09/08/2016 7:53 am
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Blimey Japan! Hope we manage to beat them later


 
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Wow - thought they'd lost it when they overthrew the lineout. Is what I'm watching delayed, or did you post before the final whistle?


 
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Slightly delayed here but did post before NZ headed down the pitch, was preparing to edit!


 
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Is there somewhere more uptodate you can watch catch up stuff quicker?

Got the bbc rio site, which is great for watching and casting live stuff, but iplayer only seems to have yesterdays stuff on catch up?

Seems a bit off to be complaining! ๐Ÿ˜† As that's a pretty impressive service! But I want to watch todays events on catch up, now! ๐Ÿ˜†

Any options?


 
Posted : 09/08/2016 7:01 pm
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What are all those long sticky outy bits on the longbows?


 
Posted : 09/08/2016 7:19 pm
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balances I assume.


 
Posted : 09/08/2016 7:56 pm
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so who are the best teams in mens rugby 7s? Austrailia, new zealand, south africa, britain? france? I'm guessing here? first 2 dominate like the womens?


 
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guess we're expecting spain to get anihilated here, 15 second, touchdown, goal, whatever ye call it! ๐Ÿ˜†

edit 7-5 good response from spain anyhow.

edit edit. 12-7 spain, fair do's!


 
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so there is scrums, so what's the point of them, they like free kicks?


 
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I'll just leave these question here, if anyone feels like answering them, please do! ๐Ÿ˜†

See when a player is tackled and goes to ground, are the other team only allowed to pick up the ball if the ball goes loose? so while on the deck you are in possession as long as you don't drop it, but you have to pass it through someones legs to resume running and passing?


 
Posted : 09/08/2016 8:09 pm
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Once you are tackled you have to release or place the ball. the first opponent in can try to pick it up hence the tackled player normally puts it as far back as they can. Once one player from each side is contesting then its a ruck and no one is allowed to pick it up until its clear at the back of the ruck one side or the other. all players must join the ruck from their own side and all you can do is try to push the opponents off the ball so it ends up on your side and you can pick it up


 
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cheers tj! ๐Ÿ™‚


 
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