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[Closed] The "Let's cheer ourselves up for the weekend" joke thread.

MrWoppit · 2011-03-04T16:23:47Z

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!" Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your damned beak to the bar you irritating bloody duck!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread?

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Kevevs

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like it Binners 😀

Posted : 05/03/2011 10:03 pm

Elfinsafety

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When is a Palm Tree?

Because it is! 😮

Posted : 05/03/2011 10:16 pm

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