House party one night, several reprobates passed out on the floor. Daz suddenly stands up, lurches towards the tv ang begins peeing into the open top of the Playstation. A quick thinking Jim jumps up and guides the still sleep-pissing Daz down the hall and out of the front door.
Was a bit of a bummer as the playstation stopped working... For a couple of weeks anyway. There remained a crust of piss-rime at the back of the disc section though and it used to smell once it got warm. Oh how we laughed.
I forgot a uni story - some welsh guy at uni took a liking to shitting in the shared showers in the first year of halls... 3 years later a friend from halls got a phone call saying that this guy had passed out after a heavy sesh in a mutual friends place... 10 minutes later karma was paid as one of my mates took a poop on his head and posted pictures all around uni.
weird thing is he wasn't too bummed by it!
