[Closed] The irrelevant thread

I'm think I'm ok with ferrets now, but I still struggle with stoat/weasel disambiguation.

Chilli, spaghetti and home-made soda bread

i drank 2 full big innocent smoothies today,this means i had;9 apples,4 mangoes,3 bananas,3 oranges,2 passionfruit and a lime.Oh and i also startled a thrush today who was looking into my bedroom window,im ill so i jumped out on it.

I really must take down my christmas cards - I have five of them - one has a bike on it.

I'm only about 8kg away from being officially obese.

I'm going to eat fishfingers tonight for the first time since 'the experiment'.

I shall eat them with chips & petit pois.

I miss the old style drinks can ring pulls. You could separate the tab from the ring, fit the tab in the slot in the ring and flick it like a flying saucer

it's a cocking Gerbil. I put it there & I took the photo and I grew the coconut.

Derek,

I was referring to this..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Irrelevant

Johnny Fartpants.. but thats another thread.

If you undo your belly button your arse will fall off...

I've just typed several different versions of rumble.
Rumbler, rumblings and rumbled. And will now proceed with chippings, chipper and chipped, with varieties of chop to mix it all up.

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That orange crane over there >> was not placed there by the combined efforts of a minor ant colony.

I'm wondering why I still hold onto my box of Krone Locking Wedges

Planes, Trains and Auto-Asphyxiation

I'm about to make tea to steel my resolve to venture into town to go to the post office and bank.

I've just received an email from someone whos official job title is...

'Space Advisor'

I have no idea what that entails, but apparently you need a phd.

need to post a parcel.

can't find my lifecycles dvd.

I still struggle with stoat/weasel disambiguation.

I saw one of these yesterday. Or I didn't.

I'm only about 8kg away from being officially obese.

I'm only about 8km from Burnham Overy.

I've just had a Campbell's cup soup.

Minestrone.

Tasted [s]homemade[/s] shite.

Breadbin.

Peregrine falcon.