[Closed] The impact of globalisation....

.. is that you get emails like this (which I quite liked 😀 )

[i]My name is xxxx, one of the customer service associate of Amazon.co.uk. I will be happy to help you get with your issue.

I understand your concern and could see that you should have received this item till now. It is equally disappointing at our end seeing one of our loyal customers facing hassle due to a third party, on which we rely heavily upon to fulfil our services.I'm very sorry about all of this. This usually doesn’t happen with Amazon. I hope you'll consider this an isolated incident and give us another chance in the future.

I request you not to worry, I've contacted the carrier and they have confirmed that due to some unforeseen delays it has been delay. Your order is in transit and no need to worry, it is not lost, it is with carrier and will be delivered to you very soon.Do give us a shout out if you require further assistance and we will do everything we possibly can to help you. Have a great week ahead.

Take care, Stay blessed.[/i]

It's a very strange mix of business, bad and colloquial english with a bit of Nigerian prince scammer style thrown in.